Corvin
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101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 12, 2011
7:30:49 AM
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In the Vast Empire. Based on/inspired by/shameless rip-off of Skippy's List. (http://skippyslist.com/list/)
Let's see what we can do with this. I'll start.
1) Blaster rifles are not toys, and therefore should not be pointed at anyone that'll be missed later.
2)If they had an entire clip emptied into them, it's not a friendly fire accident.
3)I will not arrange races with the AT-STs again.
a)This goes for the other walkers as well.
b)Including the AT-ATs.
4)Pod-racing is not an approved downtime hobby.
a)Especially within city limits.
b)How'd you even have the reflexes to try it, anyway?
5)I will not steal my superior officer's cap.
a)Or boots.
b)Or uniform. ETRP/SGT Corvin/4SQD/2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE[ESC09][AoT][IH][HotC][RoM] ~BLACKJACK~*Vehicle Pilot*
Read the bloody manual!"Never believe a rumour of my demise. I have as many lives as a cat. Also as many teeth, as many claws, and the same cheery, cooperative disposition." Peter Wiggin, Xenocide "The Committee has also voted to change the name of the position, simply because no one liked the fact that its accronym spelled out Noo. "
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 12, 2011
10:15:28 AM
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5c) Or underpants. Seriously, what is with that? OO/FM Fury (ret)/HC/LOTAITH/VE [MoHx4][SCPx3][PoC][SotE:HC][SotE:VEA][SCP][MSMx2][IOC]
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Corvin
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 12, 2011
10:53:47 AM
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6. As an Imperial stormtrooper/pilot, I understand that I am supposed to wear the standard uniform on missions. Not a smuggler's jacket, shirt, and pants.
a)A tauntaun costume is right out.
b)Or any other costume for that matter.
c)No, not even as part of psychological warfare. It doesn't matter how effective it might be, it doesn't strike fear the way it should.
7. I will not shoot everyone we meet on a mission.
a)Even if it really is the most efficient way to go about things.
8. Explosives are a luxury, not a right. ETRP/SGT Corvin/4SQD/2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE[ESC09][AoT][IH][HotC][RoM] ~BLACKJACK~*Vehicle Pilot*
Read the bloody manual!"Never believe a rumour of my demise. I have as many lives as a cat. Also as many teeth, as many claws, and the same cheery, cooperative disposition." Peter Wiggin, Xenocide"The Committee has also voted to change the name of the position, simply because no one liked the fact that its accronym spelled out Noo. "
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 12, 2011
11:07:38 AM
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9. I will not randomly strafe civilian ground vehicles while flying for the Vast Empire. a) Same goes for civilian airspeeders and spacecraft. b) Same also goes for civilians. 10. I will not participate in bar-room brawls every time I get a weekend Leave. a) The presence of the rest of my squadron/squad does not change this. 11. I will not buzz the Naval Commander in Chief's personal residence on Abrae at every opportunity. a) Same goes for the Chief of Naval Operations' personal residence/planet 12. I will not re-paint my ship to anything but standard Imperial White/Gray, no matter how scary that Krayt Dragon theme is. a) Also, no painting slogans on the side of my ship. b) NO selling advertising space on the side of my ship. c) No painting 'Smile for the holocam!' above my ship's turbolasers. -Drac |
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 12, 2011
11:31:23 AM
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13. I will not spontaneously declare myself Emperor.
a)If I do, I should expect swift and painful retribution.
14. There is not, never has been, and never has been a demand for Gungan stage shows.
a)Never.
b)Ever.
c)Usage of footage of said shows as a weapon is banned by galactic law, even what little of it the Vast Empire accepts.
15. I will not play bumper cars with capitol ships. ETRP/SGT Corvin/4SQD/2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE[ESC09][AoT][IH][HotC][RoM] ~BLACKJACK~*Vehicle Pilot*
Read the bloody manual!"Never believe a rumour of my demise. I have as many lives as a cat. Also as many teeth, as many claws, and the same cheery, cooperative disposition." Peter Wiggin, Xenocide"The Committee has also voted to change the name of the position, simply because no one liked the fact that its accronym spelled out Noo. "
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 12, 2011
12:22:25 AM
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16. I must realize as a Vast Imperial pilot that the Army does not park its vehicles in rows for easier bombing practice.
17. I may not complain when the Army uses my starfighter for anti-spacecraft gunnery practice after I drop dummy bombs on their vehicles.
18. I may not sneak into a rival unit's barracks and stun them with my blaster.
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 12, 2011
12:27:33 AM
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19) MonCals are Imperials too...not Hors d'oeuvres
20) Airlocks do not solve all problems, just most of them... CNO|COMD Atrasin|ISD Iron Duke|TF:A|1Flt|VEN|VE [=A=][=^SA^=][=^ME^=][=*MA*=][=FOCE=][=*TG*=][=*Eng*=][=*BO*=][MC1]{BWC}[NSR:1]{SAS}{SWC}(SOL)[LSM][VC:B][DSM]
Vacuus Ordo, Nex -Without Order, Death
All a man can betray is his conscience. - Joseph Conrad
We few, we happy few. We band of brothers. - Henry V
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - General George S. Patton Jr.
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Drac
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 12, 2011
1:20:51 PM
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21. Cyborg commanding officers don't have an off switch like any other droid.
a) Don't look for one. They'll harm you.
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 12, 2011
2:11:20 PM
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22. New squad members are not portable bulletsoaks.
23. Only the medic gets to perform medical care.
a)And even if you do, you certainly aren't allowed to use cutlery or surgery.
24. No boarding actions of friendly ships just to prove a point.
a)Even if it would let some of the hot air out of their commanders. ETRP/SGT Corvin/4SQD/2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE[ESC09][AoT][IH][HotC][RoM] ~BLACKJACK~*Vehicle Pilot*
Read the bloody manual!"Never believe a rumour of my demise. I have as many lives as a cat. Also as many teeth, as many claws, and the same cheery, cooperative disposition." Peter Wiggin, Xenocide"The Committee has also voted to change the name of the position, simply because no one liked the fact that its accronym spelled out Noo. "
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 13, 2011
7:39:24 PM
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25) It is unlawful and a punishable offense to STEAL RAIDER COOKIES! Ayme 'Havock' Katash
Captain || PHOENIX Company Commander|| WILDCARD Platoon Commander || RAIDERS Squad Leader || Osk Pirate Captain || Development Staff
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 13, 2011
7:47:47 PM
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26) while it is not a crime to steal the Green Stuff, the punishment is in its ingestion. CNO|COMD Atrasin|ISD Iron Duke|TF:A|1Flt|VEN|VE [=A=][=^SA^=][=^ME^=][=*MA*=][=FOCE=][=*TG*=][=*Eng*=][=*BO*=][MC1]{BWC}[NSR:1]{SAS}{SWC}(SOL)[LSM][VC:B][DSM]
Vacuus Ordo, Nex -Without Order, Death
All a man can betray is his conscience. - Joseph Conrad
We few, we happy few. We band of brothers. - Henry V
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - General George S. Patton Jr.
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Corvin
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 13, 2011
11:23:07 PM
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27. Despite 25, the oven the cookies are made in is still fair game. The cookies have to stay though. a )Was fair game. b) Is.c) Was.d)If it's got a red paint job or a jump pack, it's Blackjack. ETRP/SGT Corvin/4SQD/2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE[ESC09][AoT][IH][HotC][RoM] ~BLACKJACK~*Vehicle Pilot*
Read the bloody manual!"Never believe a rumour of my demise. I have as many lives as a cat. Also as many teeth, as many claws, and the same cheery, cooperative disposition." Peter Wiggin, Xenocide"The Committee has also voted to change the name of the position, simply because no one liked the fact that its accronym spelled out Noo. "
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 15, 2011
1:41:20 PM
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28. I will not glomp my superior officers...
A.even if they are female
B. or hot
C. or have lovely lady lumps...
D...  [-=Nazgul Squadron=-]FM/CPO Raigen/Nazgul Squadron 12/Phoenix Wing/mSSD Atrus/1FL/VEN/VE(=*A*=)[VC:B][SWC][BRC][NS-2]
Author/WS Raigen/Lotaith/VET/VEStill Alive as of 1-6-11 [email protected]
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 15, 2011
3:01:53 PM
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29. I will not brutally murder any of my VE mates . . .
a. Even if they're an annoying twat . . .
b. Even if they're name is Raigen . . .
c. Even though I really, really want to at times . . . ValthirUninitiate of the Dark Jedi Order Privateer of the Osk Company Assistant Squad Leader of Eclipse Squad ASL/CPL Valthir/1SQD/2PLT/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE TRN/UNI Valthir/Lopen/DJO/VE
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 15, 2011
3:06:16 PM
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30. I am not allowed to throw mess hall food, no matter how disgusting it is.
31. I will not blow up the latrine while an officer is occupying them, no matter how proud they may be with my skills in explosives. SL|CoT:A/SSG Skarr/1SQD/2PLT/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE [ES2] {RES} (3.1) Norith Skarr
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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February 15, 2011
5:48:11 PM
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31. I will not play with the capital ship 'simulators' on the bridge of the Atrus. a) Nor will I play with the planetary bombardment simulators of same... 32. A soldier of the Vast Empire military is not to 'ding-dong-ditch' his commanding officer's quarters. a) Or any other officer's quarters b) This goes doubly for the quarters of a member of the respective High Command c) Loss of an arm after ignoring this warning in regard to the NCC is regarded as the soldier's fault. -Drac TRN/UNI Reprimar/DJO/VEDJ |
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March 5, 2011
10:54:47 PM
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32. The engine wash of an ISD is no longer classified as 'starfighter cover'... [TRN]/[CRW] [DarkMiner]/[mSSD Atrus]/TF:[A]/[1]Flt/[SFC]/VEN/VE
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March 5, 2011
10:55:53 PM
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33. nor can it be used to roast weenies and marshmallows for the entire ship. CNO|COMD Atrasin|ISD Iron Duke|TF:A|1Flt|VEN|VE [=A=][=^SA^=][=^ME^=][=*MA*=][=FOCE=][=*TG*=][=*Eng*=][=*BO*=][MC1]{BWC}[NSR:1]{SAS}{SWC}(SOL)[LSM][VC:B][DSM]
Vacuus Ordo, Nex -Without Order, Death
All a man can betray is his conscience. - Joseph Conrad
We few, we happy few. We band of brothers. - Henry V
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - General George S. Patton Jr.
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Corvin
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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March 5, 2011
11:02:34 PM
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34. Grenades are not puzzle toys, and I am not to give them to younglings on the street and tell them they are.
a)No, not even if they're rebels.
b)Or aliens.
c)Exceptions will be made for Gungans, in limited cases. ETRP/SGT Corvin/4SQD/2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE[ESC09][AoT][IH][HotC][RoM] ~BLACKJACK~*Vehicle Pilot*
Read the bloody manual!"Never believe a rumour of my demise. I have as many lives as a cat. Also as many teeth, as many claws, and the same cheery, cooperative disposition." Peter Wiggin, Xenocide"The Committee has also voted to change the name of the position, simply because no one liked the fact that its accronym spelled out Noo. "
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March 5, 2011
11:04:39 PM
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d)...and Ewoks in ALL cases. CNO|COMD Atrasin|ISD Iron Duke|TF:A|1Flt|VEN|VE [=A=][=^SA^=][=^ME^=][=*MA*=][=FOCE=][=*TG*=][=*Eng*=][=*BO*=][MC1]{BWC}[NSR:1]{SAS}{SWC}(SOL)[LSM][VC:B][DSM]
Vacuus Ordo, Nex -Without Order, Death
All a man can betray is his conscience. - Joseph Conrad
We few, we happy few. We band of brothers. - Henry V
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - General George S. Patton Jr.
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RE: 101 Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do...
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March 6, 2011
3:40:18 AM
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35. Cloning fifty troopers in five minutes on Kamino is not considered 'reinforcements' on Bakura and will not be tolerated!
a) nor is it acceptable 'cannon fodder',
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