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Decembrist
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  Freak Accident
June 26, 2010 9:45:13 PM    View the profile of Decembrist 
... my computer is K.I.A. It was hit with a hula hoop and now the fans don't work. Needless to say it overheats after about 30 seconds. So. No word processing/internet unless I'm at work. So I'll be around kinda, but not really.

Peace.
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 26, 2010 9:59:10 PM    View the profile of Luckystar 
How did your computer get hit ith a hula hoop? I mean...logically you'd use the  hula some distance away from the thing, no?
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 26, 2010 10:09:48 PM    View the profile of Havock 
Decem....you...hula hoop? My what lovely hips you must have I bet your a kick ass belly dancer too then

Sorry I couldn't resist. Hope you sort  it out soon, I'll try to manage without you. Take care man.
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 27, 2010 12:48:52 AM    View the profile of Jager 
Dammit! You kids! What have I told you about Hula-hooping in the house!
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 27, 2010 8:11:35 AM    View the profile of Decembrist 
Funnily enough, Jager wins this one.

My 120 lb female roommate decided it was a good idea to hula hoop in the living room. All of a sudden it's bouncing off my keyboard.

Best part of it all? She hasn't stopped.
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 27, 2010 2:07:33 PM    View the profile of Corvin 
Good thing she's paying to have it fixed!

She is, right?
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 27, 2010 3:02:20 PM    View the profile of Luckystar 
LOL! Something tells me she ain't
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 28, 2010 5:03:29 AM    View the profile of Kami 
Ah, the hula hoop into the computer excuse.

That old chestnut.
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 28, 2010 11:52:53 AM    View the profile of Ron 
Quote:My 120 lb female roommate

That got better and better with each word.
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 28, 2010 12:06:46 AM    View the profile of Rogueboy 
In all honesty, who the hell still hula hoops?
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 28, 2010 12:19:31 AM    View the profile of Kanderin Draken 
Or more importantly, you guys have some messed up hula hoops. or weak computers. I'm pretty sure I could beat the living hell out of mine with the hula hoops we have around here and I'll be lucky to snap out the usb stick.
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 28, 2010 12:38:10 AM    View the profile of Willtconq 
then you must have some weak ass hula hoops over there Kand. If you wanna work those hips, as his roommate obviously does, it's gotta make you put some effort into it.
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 28, 2010 1:52:56 PM    View the profile of Jegora 
I feel like 'hula hoop' is a metaphor for some other activity that he can't share with us.
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 28, 2010 3:58:50 PM    View the profile of Decembrist 
Good news!: This topic rocks.

Bad news!: My comp's still broken.
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June 28, 2010 8:02:15 PM    View the profile of Shazam 
Wait- how much do chicks usually weigh?
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 28, 2010 8:06:33 PM    View the profile of Luckystar 
Depends on many factors
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  RE: Freak Accident
June 28, 2010 8:35:27 PM    View the profile of Ron 
"According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the average U.S. woman is 5' 3.7 (162 centimeters) tall and weighs 152 pounds (69 kilograms). This corresponds to a Body Mass Index of 26.3 kilograms/metersĀ², which is slightly less than the average man's.

The average U.S. male stands 5' 9.1 tall and weighs 180 pounds, with a Body Mass Index of 26.5 kg/mĀ²."

I have no idea what age range this covers, nor what they consider to be the average american woman.  Mexicans too?  Who knows.
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  RE: Freak Accident
July 2, 2010 2:02:10 PM    View the profile of Kanderin Draken 
Probably 18-21, I'd presume considering that's considered your physical fitness 'peak'.

You're also quite depressingly nerdy sometimes Ron, you know that?
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  RE: Freak Accident
July 2, 2010 2:11:51 PM    View the profile of Corvin 
Yes, for he has truly mastered the arcane rites of the search engine.

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July 3, 2010 1:11:58 PM    View the profile of Skarr 
He must've consulted the Almighty Google.
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  RE: Freak Accident
July 3, 2010 1:20:39 PM    View the profile of Atoll 
All hail Google! The true search engine!

Everything else is heresy. Especially Yahoo.
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  RE: Freak Accident
July 7, 2010 6:29:12 PM    View the profile of Ron 
Corvin wrote:Yes, for he has truly mastered the arcane rites of the search engine.


Now now, take it easy on Kand, they don't have search engines in the UK; they have everything filed away in manilla files and pay old women under the table to keep them organized.  Finding information is a nightmare.
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