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Freak Accident
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June 26, 2010
9:45:13 PM
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... my computer is K.I.A. It was hit with a hula hoop and now the fans don't work. Needless to say it overheats after about 30 seconds. So. No word processing/internet unless I'm at work. So I'll be around kinda, but not really.
Peace.  Tactical Staff Senior Sergeant Vasili "Decembrist" Rustam Kami's Underthing Acolyte of the Dark Jedi OrderTurkI may not be that perfect son, but y'all'll be rockin' when I'm done. |
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 26, 2010
9:59:10 PM
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How did your computer get hit ith a hula hoop? I mean...logically you'd use the hula some distance away from the thing, no? |
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 26, 2010
10:09:48 PM
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Decem....you...hula hoop? My what lovely hips you must have  I bet your a kick ass belly dancer too then 
Sorry I couldn't resist. Hope you sort it out soon, I'll try to manage without you. Take care man. Ayme 'Havock' Katash
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 27, 2010
12:48:52 AM
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Dammit! You kids! What have I told you about Hula-hooping in the house! |
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 27, 2010
8:11:35 AM
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Funnily enough, Jager wins this one.
My 120 lb female roommate decided it was a good idea to hula hoop in the living room. All of a sudden it's bouncing off my keyboard.
Best part of it all? She hasn't stopped. Tactical Staff Senior Sergeant Vasili "Decembrist" Rustam Kami's Underthing Acolyte of the Dark Jedi OrderTurkI may not be that perfect son, but y'all'll be rockin' when I'm done. |
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 27, 2010
2:07:33 PM
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Good thing she's paying to have it fixed! She is, right? ETRP/CPL Corvin/4SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE[ESC09][AoT][IH][HotC] ~BLACKJACK~*Vehicle Pilot*
Read the bloody manual!"Never believe a rumour of my demise. I have as many lives as a cat. Also as many teeth, as many claws, and the same cheery, cooperative disposition." Peter Wiggin, Xenocide "The Committee has also voted to change the name of the position, simply because no one liked the fact that its accronym spelled out Noo. "
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 27, 2010
3:02:20 PM
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LOL! Something tells me she ain't |
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 28, 2010
5:03:29 AM
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Ah, the hula hoop into the computer excuse.
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 28, 2010
11:52:53 AM
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Quote:My 120 lb female roommate
That got better and better with each word.
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 28, 2010
12:06:46 AM
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In all honesty, who the hell still hula hoops? Heavy Weapons Specialist
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 28, 2010
12:19:31 AM
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Or more importantly, you guys have some messed up hula hoops. or weak computers. I'm pretty sure I could beat the living hell out of mine with the hula hoops we have around here and I'll be lucky to snap out the usb stick. Kanderin Azalar Draken
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 28, 2010
12:38:10 AM
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then you must have some weak ass hula hoops over there Kand. If you wanna work those hips, as his roommate obviously does, it's gotta make you put some effort into it. -(William the Conquerer)- Captain of the Overlord King of PPC 20,000 clicks and counting "Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on our enemy's payroll. Killing the latter is just business; killing the former is a favor to the universe." - Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect "Have to trust someone to be betrayed. I never did." - Cpt John Price FM/1LT Willtconq/B-3/S:153 "Rhegent's Reign"/W:58 "Javelin"/VSD Dead Gun/TF:R/2Flt/SFC/VEN /VE SCAP/1LT Xunic "Ash" Zathron/S-MC Tempest/TF:W3/5Flt/VEN/VE(=*A*=) (=*SA*=)(=^MA^=) [NC][LoM][SoV][VC:G][CBV][MC:1][AM][NSR:5][BWC][SWC][SoL][CO]  |
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 28, 2010
1:52:56 PM
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I feel like 'hula hoop' is a metaphor for some other activity that he can't share with us. Jegora Fal Army Tactical Officer TO/1LT Jegora/Stormtrooper Corps/Vast Empire Army/Vast Empire [RCoD] [IH] [BC] [MRT] [EW1] [CoZ] [CCA] [DCE] [BoT] [ESC09] [AS-1] Initiate of the Dark Jedi Order
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 28, 2010
3:58:50 PM
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Good news!: This topic rocks.
Bad news!: My comp's still broken. Tactical Staff Senior Sergeant Vasili "Decembrist" Rustam Kami's Underthing Acolyte of the Dark Jedi OrderTurkI may not be that perfect son, but y'all'll be rockin' when I'm done. |
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 28, 2010
8:02:15 PM
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Wait- how much do chicks usually weigh? *Flash Was Here...*
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 28, 2010
8:06:33 PM
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RE: Freak Accident
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June 28, 2010
8:35:27 PM
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"According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the average U.S. woman is 5' 3.7 (162 centimeters) tall and weighs 152 pounds (69 kilograms). This corresponds to a Body Mass Index of 26.3 kilograms/meters², which is slightly less than the average man's.
The average U.S. male stands 5' 9.1 tall and weighs 180 pounds, with a Body Mass Index of 26.5 kg/m²."
I have no idea what age range this covers, nor what they consider to be the average american woman. Mexicans too? Who knows.
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RE: Freak Accident
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July 2, 2010
2:02:10 PM
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Probably 18-21, I'd presume considering that's considered your physical fitness 'peak'.
You're also quite depressingly nerdy sometimes Ron, you know that? Kanderin Azalar Draken
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RE: Freak Accident
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July 2, 2010
2:11:51 PM
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Yes, for he has truly mastered the arcane rites of the search engine.
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Read the bloody manual!"Never believe a rumour of my demise. I have as many lives as a cat. Also as many teeth, as many claws, and the same cheery, cooperative disposition." Peter Wiggin, Xenocide"The Committee has also voted to change the name of the position, simply because no one liked the fact that its accronym spelled out Noo. "
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RE: Freak Accident
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July 3, 2010
1:11:58 PM
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He must've consulted the Almighty Google. TRP/LCP Skarr/2SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE/ "No flag or uniform has ever stopped a laser blast." -Skarr's mentor "Abandon all hope ye who enter here" The Inferno, Canto III, Line 9 Norith Skarr- Heavy Weapons Specialist
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RE: Freak Accident
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July 3, 2010
1:20:39 PM
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All hail Google! The true search engine!
Everything else is heresy. Especially Yahoo. TRP/PSC Atoll/2SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE   "There is a use for everything. Even pain" - Unknown
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RE: Freak Accident
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July 7, 2010
6:29:12 PM
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Corvin wrote:Yes, for he has truly mastered the arcane rites of the search engine.
Now now, take it easy on Kand, they don't have search engines in the UK; they have everything filed away in manilla files and pay old women under the table to keep them organized. Finding information is a nightmare. |
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