For VE themed carols, Christmas greetings, and all other holiday fun.

Made specially for the VEN, Merry Christmas guys!:

The Twelve Days of Christmas: Naval Style

On the first day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
An extra long stint of KP

On the second day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Two tongue lashings
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the third day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Three sim runs
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
my Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Seven men reporting,
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Eight guns a-blazing,
Seven men reporting,
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Nine missiles tracking,
Eight guns a-blazing,
Seven men reporting,
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Ten drunken bar fights,
Nine missiles tracking,
Eight guns a-blazing,
Seven men reporting,
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Eleven pilots flying,
Ten drunken bar fights,
Nine missiles tracking,
Eight guns a-blazing,
Seven men reporting,
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Twelve fighters fighting,
Eleven pilots flying,
Ten drunken bar fights,
Nine missiles tracking,
Eight guns a-blazing,
Seven  men reporting,
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP!

-Drac

Since where talking about cheer.

*pulls out and taps the keg of eggnog.*

I might just do that...

-Drac

Here's a second Christmas song to warm your hearts, sung form my perspective and featuring some (but not even close to all) of my friends here:

Grandma Driver Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Driver got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Atrus Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Hunter, we believe.

He’d been drinkin' too much green stuff,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his medication,
So he stumbled out the hatch into the snow.

When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

R: Driver got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Atrus Christmas Eve.
(On his way home)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Hunter, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Now we're all so proud of Hunter,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' dogfights,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Will.

It's not Christmas without Driver.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

R: Driver got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Atrus Christmas Eve.
(Midnight before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Hunter, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Now the nerf is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle
That would have just matched the hair in Driver’s wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves."

R: Driver got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Atrus Christmas Eve.
(Minding his own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(What do you mean there's no Santa?)
But as for me and Hunter, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Oh
As for me and Hunter, we believe.
(We believe in Santa Claus.)

-Drac

/me glares

Bravo Drac!

/me gives a hearty pat on the back

and Arty...good job too ...i think...lol