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Punny Enough?
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May 10, 2009
9:56:36 PM
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Wouldn't It just be swell * if there was a Pun contest? Or something along those lines. I mean there could be prizes for thee Best Worst ** Pun someone could come up with. Of course, I probably wouldn't be able to give out the prizes myself, someone else could if they thought it was worth a shot. Or at least interesting enough. I mean it really could be pun! Err... Fun! So without further adieu start with the puns. *Don't ask
**I know it's an oxymoron...FM/LCRW Stewart-Power/Nazgul 15/Phoenix Wing/mSSD Atrus/1FLT/VEN/VE/(=A=) "Thel" R.C.S.C.C. 221 Patriot (Sea Cadets)  http://www.vastempire.com/wiki/index.php?title=Stewart-Power A Mari Usque Ad Mare.. .Ad Mare... (From Sea to Sea... to Sea...) -Latin
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 10, 2009
11:38:18 PM
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I held myself back from punching him in the gut, and resorted to telling him to dump his flush down the toilet...
... "no pun intended". Prefect of the Army
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 10, 2009
11:40:19 PM
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And what's the point of this dull conversation? Jegora Fal
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 10, 2009
11:40:53 PM
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Its really.....chilly here in Chile.....
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 10, 2009
11:54:57 PM
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What did the Usuli Twelver Sh?‘ah clerics say when asked what their favorite lyric was? "Ayatollah Papa-ooma-mow-mow."
*Waah waaaaah...* TRP/SFC Sandwich Sam/1SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [LoR][BM][GS][EW1][CoR][CDS][SRP]
Punctuation is your friend. Really it is! Not like grammar, that asshole will just put you into a false sense of security and then BAM!! it will hit you with an exception!
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 11, 2009
1:19:43 AM
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Jegora wrote:And what's the point of this dull conversation?
It's the Lounge. Doesn't need to have a point. Beauty of the Lounge.
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 11, 2009
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 11, 2009
7:57:07 AM
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 If I keep saying "I dont know you people" maybe it will become true.. |
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 11, 2009
12:42:15 AM
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People need to stop posting that picture, it makes me laugh too much. Kanderin Azalar Draken
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 11, 2009
2:25:40 PM
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Well, I'm glad this is sort of a success. People need to post more Puns though, in my opinion. Random is good! And jokes, like; I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me. Or childish humour like knight names; Sir Ated, Sir Loin Sir Kull Sir Vivor, and so on. Anyways, keep them punning! **coming, you know what I meantFM/LCRW Stewart-Power/Nazgul 15/Phoenix Wing/mSSD Atrus/1FLT/VEN/VE/(=A=) "Thel" R.C.S.C.C. 221 Patriot (Sea Cadets) http://www.vastempire.com/wiki/index.php?title=Stewart-Power A Mari Usque Ad Mare.. .Ad Mare... (From Sea to Sea... to Sea...) -Latin
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 11, 2009
6:22:05 PM
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 Yeah, I know there's no pun; but I don't really care.  Senior Sergeant Sobaccus Ron
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 12, 2009
2:22:34 AM
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Didn't make them up, but I thought they were good:
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? Prefect of the Army
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 12, 2009
2:41:14 AM
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It seems the HMAS Failure has pulled into port.
Just give up on the puns, switch to something... anything... I've heard good things about this 'Humor' that a couple of people are trying. Surely it can be better then this... surely. |
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 12, 2009
1:28:46 PM
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It may not be up to par but ehh. I girl goes up to her mom and say’s “I missed my period.” The mom slaps, the girl, the girl cries. A dog walks in. The girl gets giddy, and hugs the dog, the mom looks confused. “He’s the reason I missed my period.” The mom looks appalled, then she goes to slap the girl again, and sees the dog with something in it’s mouth. It is a sheet of paper. Period 1 English.
Miscommunications in today’s world.It was the girl’s homework. Corporal Anival Vine Vidi vici Cogito Ergo SumTRP/CPLAnivalVelasquez/1SQD/1PLT/1COM/1RGT/1BAT/Tadath/VEA/[AS-H]/[AS-1]/[EW:2C] ~WildcardPlatoo n ~ -=Wraith PRIDE=-
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 12, 2009
10:19:15 PM
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Aw. Man (and Fish). Did the Punning die out already?  .
My first relatively sane idea, and it gets sunk by the [HMAS Failure]  .
Don't let the laughter/groans die!... already...
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 12, 2009
11:14:12 PM
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Hmh, Power, taking this topic waay too serious bru,
if the topic dies, it dies, if it lives, give yourself a pat on the back :/ Retired
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RE: Punny Enough?
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May 13, 2009
6:11:15 AM
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Ya... alright.
Now to let it fade away like all the other dead post...
...and to post on others! 
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