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Uris_Hogan
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  The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 4, 2009 8:39:40 PM    View the profile of Uris_Hogan 
Steven nodded at Uris. It was time. Stepping on to the small podium he had erected, Uris called out to the small crowd of people gathered around the Fire-spray Patrol Ship, “Good evening everyone, can I have your attention please”
The crowd fell silent in a matter of seconds. The Floor was left to Uris now. “As I’m sure you know”, he continued “it is all to easy to loose money through the stock market, it is a stock eat money world out there”
There was a lot of nodding, Uris felt his confidence renewed. “So That is why Steven Rythoran (Alias Beta40) and I (Uris Hogan) have decided to join together for YOUR benefit.”
Here Uris paused for dramatic effect. “Well come on Uris!” one of the audience yelled, “We don’t got all day!”

“Of course good sir” Uris responded and then saying “We have joined together to provide you a good honest service. The service of increasing your money by a multiplier of 1.5 a time”
There was much raising of eyebrows in the audience. It seemed everyone was confused. “Allow me to explain further my friends” Uris continued, “Say if you were to give us 10k ICs, we will turn it into 15 thousand in the time of up to two years. So you stand to make a lot of money, from minimal effort. We will invest in the stock market, using safe stocks and bonds to earn money”
There was much ‘ahhhh’-ing as the audience realized the concept Uris was explaining. Nodding at the audience Uris turned and walked back the Fire-spray Patrol Ship with a slight smile on his face. Then, remembering one last thing he turned back to the audience. “oh and please post in RP style”
And with that, Uris walked with Steven back to a booth where the waited patiently for an offer.




OOC:
Please send offers in whatever style to this email address if possible: [email protected]
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 4, 2009 8:49:22 PM    View the profile of Bacredi 
Joking?
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 4, 2009 8:50:31 PM    View the profile of Njall 
I dont think so, i was sitting beside uris (in real life) when he wrote this out, he explained it to me, like how it would work and such
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 4, 2009 8:52:35 PM    View the profile of Jegora 
I think we could all use a little explanation of how this is going to work.
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 4, 2009 8:53:34 PM    View the profile of Hunter-Morrell 
Hunter walks through the relatively small crowd, which was decreasing rapidly after the letdown, which had been built up to the point where everyone thought they were getting something good. Reaching the front, he walked over to the side where Beta and Uris were standing. Walking up to Beta, Hunter promptly reached up and whapped Beta upside the head. He grinned and, satisfied, walked away.
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 4, 2009 8:55:58 PM    View the profile of Bacredi 
I just sent you guys 20 million.
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 4, 2009 9:01:15 PM    View the profile of Njall 
So apparently within a year or two, Bacredi will get 30 million back (the 20 million plus 10 million extra)

By the way, i just feel like saying here that uris is actually pretty smart on imperitrade, he advised me on when to buy one bond and now it's status is at +63%
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 4, 2009 10:04:39 PM    View the profile of Beta40 
Didn't know that this was up yet!
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 5, 2009 12:50:25 AM    View the profile of Riqimo 
I'll stick to my own stocks, kthx
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 5, 2009 4:59:42 PM    View the profile of Uris_Hogan 
Quote:I just sent you guys 20 million.

... Listen up. If your not here to post something productive. Like a business offer, MOVE AWAY FROM THIS FORM.
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Quote:I think we could all use a little explanation of how this is going to work
you did get your explanation if you looked at the post
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 5, 2009 5:07:43 PM    View the profile of Angel 
Explanation:

You give them any amount of money. They hold onto it for up to 2 years, then give you 1.5x whatever you gave them.

But oh wait, they keep everything else as profit.

This should probably be moved to the Lounge.
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 5, 2009 6:37:34 PM    View the profile of Uris_Hogan 
Quote:But oh wait, they keep everything else as profit.

And? The point is you give us money, you get a greater sum back from no effort on you part other than sending and receiving the money.
Quote:This should probably be moved to the Lounge.

How so? The lounge is as I take it, an area where nothing is serious. This is serious
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 5, 2009 7:09:03 PM    View the profile of Hunter-Morrell 
Ok. Now how many people have sent you ICs? None, am I right? That means nobody is taking this seriously, hence why it should be moved to the Lounge.
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 5, 2009 7:59:15 PM    View the profile of Sniping101 
Children, children. The way I see it is probably more fitting for the lounge, however, not my job, so I'm currently heaping on a big old pile of 'really don't care'.

Yes, it's a decent scam, if it'd be executed a little better. However minimal gains are being promised at an extremely long waiting period. It really doesn't take much brain power to buy PPC, and there is already minimal risk when investing here. So in summation, nice try, need to work on your presentation. I would of either promised them stupidly high gains at two or three years time. Then closed my account after so long, remained gone for a few months, then started a new one. Or, if you have an inside line on a stock you could also promise them minimal gains, like 50% gain, over a shorter period, assuming you know the workings of particular stock/bond well enough for it to be profitable. I also think that's insider trading. Probably illegal. Another good one would be insanely high gains or money back if the stock falls through. Tell them you have a good feeling about a certain stock that has one terrible history, then invest it all in something like PPC. After the waiting period give them back their seed money and tell them the stock fell through. Meh. How I would of done it anyway.
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 5, 2009 8:31:18 PM    View the profile of Njall 
Here, i should point out that according to uris (i spoke with him today), the 1-2 year period is a maximum, money can be given before that (atleast uris says, i'm not sure about how truthful it is, just thought that i should say)
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 5, 2009 8:35:07 PM    View the profile of Yillis 
I only do Business* with people that can spell.

Sorry guys!
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 5, 2009 8:55:04 PM    View the profile of Uris_Hogan 
Quote:Yes, it's a decent scam

This is not a scam. If it was I'd have nowhere to run.
Quote:I only do Business* with people that can spell.

whats a spelling error in the big picture?
Quote:Here, i should point out that according to uris (i spoke with him today), the 1-2 year period is a maximum,

Too true.

Perhaps I should repeat myself
Quote:... Listen up. If your not here to post something productive. Like a business offer, MOVE AWAY FROM THIS FORM.

I will now disregard any posts that are unproductive and could be considered flaming. Unless it gets to the point that its blatantly obvious that it is breaking the rules.
And please, no more idiotic posts on conspiracies about how this is a scam
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 5, 2009 9:19:12 PM    View the profile of Rogueboy 
Since everyone is throwing their opinions around I'm going to toss mine as well.

If you don't like what Uris is offering F off, no need to spam his thread, if you do like what he is offering post away. Point Finale.
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  RE: The Uris - Beta Bussiness
February 5, 2009 9:20:41 PM    View the profile of Angel 
If there are to be no more idiotic posts, the topic should be locked before you write another word.

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February 5, 2009 9:53:35 PM    View the profile of Talon 
Moved to the Lounge. As long as people keep it clean, I don't see a problem with others voicing their opinions on this.
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