Weekday Competition 2: GamingGaming is by far an underdeveloped activity here in the VE, and we really would like to see some more of it

The battleboard is largely stagnant, and perhaps we can breath some life into it for just one week. Any of the games listed on the Battleboard are fair game, for convenience, here is a complete list:
- Jedi Knight
- Mysteries of the Sith
- X-Wing Vs. TIE Fighter
- X-Wing Alliance
- Force Commander
- Star Craft
- Rebellion
- Galactic Battlegrounds
- Star Wars Galaxies
- JKII: Jedi Outcast
- Battlefield 1942
- C&C:Generals
- Freelancer
- Jedi Academy
- Star Wars Battlefront
- Star Wars Republic Commando
- Star Wars: Empire at War
- Star Wars Battlefront II
You will first join create a challenge though the battleboard, then your opponent(s) will accept the challenge. Once accepted by all players are ready, you will (in your own time) meet up on whatever server/game agreed and play it out. In addition to confirming the scores through the battleboard, one of you must send a screenshot of the scores screen to myself so that I may tally your game into the competition.
Republic Commando is also permitted, and does not require the battleboard, however a screen shots still must be submitted to myself via Comnet PM. If you wish to include another game not listed, please contact me and I will consider allowing it.
A win will give you two points, and a loss will grant you one point. In the event of a tie, you both will be given 1.5 points.
Rewards can vary from ICs to medals.
The writing part of this week's competition should be interesting enough...
Those whom glance at the roster may see what Phoenix Company uses for equipment:
Quote:Things that start with the letter 'G'
So... I challenge you to write a humorous story involving my commanding a company that uses said equipment.
For example... I am commanding
Gungans wearing
G-Strings and armed with
Glop Grenades, supported by
GATs (Ground Armored Tanks) driven by men with large
Goggles.
The post should be over 750 words and will be scored based on quality, creativity, and humor value.
Please
BOLD the equipment items that start with the letter
G. You may comnet PM this to me, or simply post it on the topic designated in the Army Storynet.