Senior Crewman Carpet has passed his Aviator's Exam and placed as Nazgul 1-3.

Please welcome him

Welcome to the squadron, Carpet.

Just remember that pissing Driver off will get you eaten and/or put in the psyche ward and you'll do just fine.

-Drac

EDIT: Oh wow, that's hilarious...Stewart, you posted while I was writing mine and it works perfectly. We're just that good.

Ah, I was hoping Nazgul would get a carpet for free.  Our floors are so damn dirty. 

In all seriousness, remember to:
1. Call me DR
2. Make fun of me on IRC, because that is the circle of life
3. Respect Driver (Atrasin), our SC, and Hunter, our XO.
4. Remember I am your wingman
5. Have a bunch of Green Stuff.  Won't ever be as good as Slasher's, now that Hunter is making it, but oh well.  Don't be mad Hunter.
7. Go to the #nazgul channel on IRC.
8. Remember that I actually can own (pwn) someone when I want.  Just check my quote on the quotebook.
9. Not be smart enough to realize that there is no 6.

Okay I'm done.

I'm afraid this is what happens when Driver makes us wait to kill things.

-Drac

Aye aye Capitan. By the way, is the story advancement post thingy finished? Cause if it is, you can just PM it to me and I'll post it.

Look for a VERY short term story to go up to pass the time once Carpet has posted in the mission. Basically: Nazgul get leave, Nazgul goes to bar, Nazgul destroys bar during typically messy barfight. Sound good to you guys?

-Drac

I hadn't thought of that, Driver...a good idea. Too bad there won't be a wookie involved this time, unless our good Naval Training Officer happens to drop by.

Edit: In order to give us as much time as possible to have fun with the barfight, I'll post that this evening. Carpet: If you don't post before I start that, you can still come in at any time.

-Drac

Who would've thought they'd take out stormies? I wouldn't put it past them...

-Drake

The beginning of the barfight is now up. Feel free to crack mugs, skulls, and anything else you feel like breaking. This is all about creativity and fun. Whoever comes up with the most interesting takedown using the items you'd find in the bar gets 50,000 ICs from me. GoGoGo!

-Drac

No need to post your ID line manually, Carpet. Do you know how to put it in your sig?

If not:
-Click "Profile" just under the graphic at the top of the forum
-Scroll down on the page that comes up and you'll find a box that says "Signature" at the bottom
-Put your ID line in there and click "Update Profile"

-Drac

Good job, Carpet. Guys, reports due by tomorrow night, preferably by tonight. FL's reports are due by Saturday. Remember this. I will initiate the fining system if you guys don't pick up the pace on the reporting. Van and Carpet, you two are excluded from reporting for THIS WEEK ONLY. You will need to send in your reports next week. If anyone needs a reminder on how the fining system works, just ask. I will be more than happy to tell anyone who wants to know. Also, could you guys start including your word counts at the end of your posts? It'd help a lot.

And how do you do the word count thing?

I would say that's harsh, but it seemes kinda fair. (And despite the fact I have over 2 mlillion credits, from a contest, I dont's plan on losing any of it. But hey, if you want to give me money, I'm fine with that).

I have now contributed to the bar fight. Let's do that again (except this time cheat and get watered down drinks).
By the way, How guys were we fighting?

No SC and no Executive Officer. They didn't participate. In fact, they weren't even there.