Like a hawk bearing down on its prey, Gas Mask Man swooped in and knocked Sion's plastic light saber toy out of his hand. It hit the edge of the pit once before landing in the dirt below. Than Sion back out to the end of the piping, clutching the long red mark on his hand. The Red didn't pursue but stood at the other end of the piping.
"We can end this pointless fighting," said Muffled Voice. "Join the Red Army and feel the power of Communism flow through you."
"No, I'll never join you," replied Sion now rubbing his "injured" hand.
"Willtconq never told you about what happened to Arturus after the
Doashim disappeared."
Sion didn't understand what the recent disappearance of the
Doashim had anything to do with this except...
"He told me enough. He told me the Commies killed him!"
"No Sion, I am Arturus."
The Communist ripped off the gas mask revealing the face of the
Doashim's Captain.
"NOOOOO, that's impossible!"
"Use your head for once; you can see that it is true. Everybody knows I want the people to have more services from the government, which makes me automatically Communist just because...it does. But beyond that, join me and together we will rule the galaxy as Canadian Heritage member and stupid white boy.
"No..."
Than Sion slid himself off of the piping. He fell for about half a second before hitting the sand bellow...
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EXO/CWO Than Sion/Kaph 5/Wing 1/mSSD Atrus/DEF/VEN/VE(=A=)(=*SA*=)(=MA=)[LoM][VC:S][CBV][MC:1][SWC]{VB}
Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large numbers, unless you have a lot of cookies to throw in opposite corners to distract them.