Talon: Is there anyone you would like to thank [. . .]? Just curious.
Um . . . well . . . I would like to thank . . . hmm . . .
Sesswanna for providing an outlet for my nagging and being the superb friend that he is;
Tiana for giving me the communication means to nag Sesswanna;
Talon for tirelessly listening to my immature ravings and being there when I needed a shoulder-pad to cry on;
Anakin for supplying me with countless cyber-wenches so I did not have to wallow in my self-pity;
Exar Kun for sharing my enthusiasm in the ancient Star Wars universe;
Raptor for being one of the coolest people to ever inhabit cyberspace;
Sithspawn for being the dependable compatriot that he was and the master of espionage that he is;
Zed Zeon for restoring my hope that imaginative Flash Gordon-esque character names still exist today;
Nomad for being the mental prodigy that he is and ghost-writing nearly all my VE Reporter posts;
VaderX for showing me the ropes of being in an online Star Wars clubs;
Schnapps for her similar love of A.C. Doyle's writings and sparking my interest in fiction-writing;
Stormtrooper 1026 for being a role-model of remarkable determination and dauntlessness;
Blackhawk for proving that it takes a big man to cry and an even bigger man to laugh at him;
Shogun for going A.W.O.L. and giving me my first command of a squad as a result;
DarkJedi for his amiable conversations on IRC;
Athran for always being there and being the nifty person that he is;
Kadann for making me incessantly wish I was like him and keeping me from resigning the Vast Empire via a few kind, well-chosen words;
Stonefish for showing that old people, though a danger on the road, can benefit society;
Spectre for taking over Squad 3: The Raiders after I left and allaying my fears as to its future;
SilverFox for his uncanny prophetic advice that always came true;
Paladin for his "online SW club career advice";
Darkhawk for helping me emotionally cope with not being the only one who can’t dance;
Bear for showing me the true meaning of devotion to one’s love;
Aphrodite for being the ice princess of the world wide web;
Phoenix for demonstrating that you can be a leader and still be a friend;
Darth Haun for his incredible mod contributions to the JK-players of the VE;
Geist for first explaining to me what a "fallen angel" was;
Cabbel for his trusty back-up in Rainbow Six and salvaging my career as Director of Intelligence;
Argon Viper for being the dreaded knight that he is;
LG Dark for teaching me how to cram every foul word in the book into a single email;
PJ for giving me a reason to rent Disney’s Robin Hood again at the video store;
Gene Tierney for the being the goddess of the Vast Empire;
Paan for his leadership and compassion;
Destroyer for becoming the Naval Intelligence Officer at the most opportune time and, therefore, saving me from Prefect Crysus’ impending wrath;
Kelly for her sociable warmth towards Tiana;
Ronin for starting all this blissful insanity;
Armage Bedar,
Moridin,
Sarli, and
Tony J. Case for their unknowing assistance in my use of the d20 RPG system;
Majere for giving me the chance to be Prefect of the Army;
Reiner Leal (Merlin/Rumpkilla) for his refreshing late-night conversations;
Xizor for teaching me HTML;
Eliad Gavron for his beautiful images;
Craff Lennox for being the utter incarnation of what every online Imperial club member should be;
Riel Fury –
Twin Fury –
Grrl Fury – and every other fury for each having unique personalities;
Bill Clinton and
Monica Lewinsky for causing those bizarre, eyebrow-raising conversations in #Vast_Empire;
Reinthaler for restoring to the Vast Empire Navy to its glory;
Flare for helping me "to forget";
Atrus for his innate gallantry and not giving a plug nickel what people said about me;
LoneWolf and
Fallen for their philosophical support;
Epic for rivaling the Energizer Bunny;
NiksaVel for demonstrating the spiffy use of digital iconology in websites;
g5 for his unfailing dependability and doing lots of unnecessary system paperwork whilst never complaining once;
Cara for being the All-American girl that she is;
Schroe (Prefect Viper) for introducing me to the claustrophobic experience of reading Edgar Allen Poe’s works;
Vipress for being the dainty gal that she was;
Sartre for politely suffering the agonies of my JK hacking and instilling in me a profound sense of revulsion towards cheaters;
Dronshed for teaching me how to hack Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II;
Kurtz for being the "guy who is telling you the way it is";
Marenta for proving that femme fatales -do- exist on the internet;
Demi Wraith for giving me inspiration as a fellow sibling to stand up to your sister even though, in my case, she always wins in the end;
Threeof4 for granting me the happiness of being forgiven;
Fury for making the VE store the fabulous service that it is today;
Crysus for his unconditional friendship and helping me feed the homeless to the hungry;
Daishi for his grammatical assistance and arousing my interest in BattleTech;
Harrison for his patience regarding my incessant teasing;
Timothy Zahn for inadvertently making me pick the Vast Empire over Rebel Squadrons;
JMac for his insightful observations;
Amason for just being able to finally meet the legend himself;
War Woman for convincing me that deformed toenails are psychologically dangerous;
Trigit for his companionship and always being my fellow partner in crime;
Donitz for his remarkable XvT/XWA tips and proving that Star Wars contains blatant bestiality;
Sauron for favorably reviewing a story I wrote and deftly explaining the mystery of The Force;
Cosmic for being an example of unabated activity and
E.R. Burroughs for getting me back on the SW RPG band-wagon.
. . . and all the rest of ye IRC-lubbards for the lasting memories you have made.
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His fate was destined to a foreign strand,
A petty fortress and a "humble" hand;
He left the name at which the world grew pale,
To paint a moral, or adorn a tale.
--- Johnson for Charles of Sweden