Well, there I be, sittin' in me chair o' command. A scabberous dog in his tidy uniform at the squaking booth began ta' yap about raiding o' tha Imperial Center store. As bein' theh usual, I ignored the barnicle, hopin' that a good ignorin'd shut his hole o'words.

"Sir," the cur continued, "The ICS stock has just crashed! The market is down across the board! This is a major economic crisis!" The yella tart sounded frightened.

"Sir," inturrupted me first mate, "You've personally lost more than twenty million credits."

I shot from me chair, as if it'd bit me (making a note ta git that fixed). "AVAST!" I bellowed to the skurvy-ridden crew, "If a pirate's game be what they desire, then a pirate's game we shall play!"
 
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The Dread Pirate Japheth
Undead Sorcerer extraordinaire!
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PL/DP Japheth/CoPL-1/Barnicles 1/mSSD Atrus/VOF/VEP/VE
HM/US Japheth/DC-3/Griffen Sect/Krath Order/VEDJ/VE