Cook Training:
Kitchen Hygiene
Aaah, my fourth course...
Soon I'll be a fully quallified Master Chef, maybe I can start cooking things beside Nuna-soup and Nuna-nuts. Oh well, not my fault I own 200 nunas.
Hopefully I don't see another one of those Trainees with Penis defects... Arrr! the last one had his exploded in three parts!
Now, what's on my schedule today.... Oh crap, Kitchen Hygiene, how interesting. I thought I was going to see some action again. Ok so the place should just be down the road. Oh well, I'll just have to get it over and done with.
TK walked down the road and came to a halt in front of what seemed to be a warhead containment facility. TK looked at his datapad to make sure that he was at the correct place.
Hmm... The datapad says that I'm here.... Oh well, might as well go in.
TK walked up to the unmanned gate with a sense of curiousity.
"Halt right there!" A radtrooper ordered as he jumped out of a nearby tree.
"Whoa! Point that gun somewhere else trooper!" TK answered.
"State your service number and purpose of visit!" The radtrooper demanded with his blaster carbine aimed at TK.
"Err, TK-112 Kitchen Hygiene course" TK swiftly replied.
"Senior Sergeant David "TK-112" Bowman, Radiation Detachment First Sergeant Arkan is waiting for you in A block, you may enter." The radtrooper informed.
"Thanks for that...." TK replied with a tone of nervousness as he walked through the gate.
Hmm, Arkan...
I'm quite sure that I've heard the name somewhere before. But I just can't seem to remember...
TK entered the block, it was large with a kitchen in the middle which was surrounded by post-nuclear radion cleanup tools. TK looked down and saw a man in an anti-radiation suit wearing a chefs hat over his helmet. TK walked down the stairs and greeted him.
"Hello, wait... I know you... You're the Senior Sergeant from my Kitchen safety course!" TK said in a surprised tone.
"Yah..." Arkan calmly replied.
"What are you doing here?" TK asked.
"Promoted..." Arkan Calmly answered.
"Really?" TK asked in disbelief.
"Uh-uh" Arkan calmly muttered.
The two then walked off and talked about the procedures of maintaining Kitchen Hygiene. At first it seemed to be simple, but the rabbit hole was deeper than it seemed to be. Maintaining kitchen hygiene was not simply wiping gleen over the counters, mopping and taking out the trash. If need be, the kitchen might be used as a place to interrogate political prisoners or disarm a bomb with more that 50 000 kiloton of nuclear warhead stored inside it. In situations like this, the kitchen staff are responsible to return the kitchen to its original state after the damage has been done.
-----------Fifteen minutes later--------------
"Ok Senior Sergeant, here's the scenario. An enemy bomber has just dropped two bombs right on top of this kitchen. One of the bombs have obliterated the east side of your kitchen, leaving only remains of food, cooking appliances and cooks. The west side was also damaged but nowhere near as severe as the East side as the bomb did not go off.
Now, your mission is to clean up the East side of the kitchen making it possible for the whole kitchen to be re-equipped and dispose of the bomb on the west side. Beware though, the armed bomb yields enough explosives to completely incinerate half of the kitchen. You also have the privilage of commanding a team of six explosive ordinance recruits that are doing this as a part of their work experience.
Good luck Senior Sergeant...
Oh and PS, this is a live bomb. If you screw up, you're dead!" Arkan informed over the loud speaker.
"Ok, you all heard what he said. I want Fireteam Alpha and the first half of Fireteam Bravo to start defusing the bomb. I want the rest of Fireteam Bravo to come with me and start sorting this mess out." TK ordered.
"Aye-Aye Senior Sergeant!" The recruits replied in unison.
TK and the second half of Fireteam Bravo started to shift the chairs over to one side of the section. As the happily shifted bits and pieces a large beep was heard.
"Holy crap! We sixty seconds!" An Alpha Section recruit shouted.
"Senior Sergeant, Over here! Double Time!" Another Alpha Section recruit shouted.
TK swiftly ran over to the west side to inspect the situation.
"What's up?" TK asked.
"The bomb just decided to trigger it's self-destruct sequence!" An Alpha Section recruit shouted in panic.
"Calm down... Now all we need to do is... 2nd Bravo! Get your arses over here! NOW!" TK Ordered.
"Twenty Seconds until self-destruct" The bomb informed.
TK swiftly threw the bomb over to the East side of the kitchen. As the bomb exploded, they were temporarily blinded.
"Damn it! We almost got fried!" A Bravo Section recruit complained.
"Holy crap, East side is fully incinerated!" An Alpha Section recruit shouted in disbelief.
"Then what the hell are you waiting for! Get those vacuum cleaners and start vacuuming those dusts!" TK ordered.
"Aye-aye Senior Sergeant!" The recruits replied in unison.
Arkan walked up to TK with a certificate in his hands.
"Congratulations Senior Sergeant, you've passed Kitchen Hygiene!" Arkan congratulated.
"Errr, did I hear you correctly?" TK asked.
"Yah, your task was to dispose the bomb not defuse it. You passed, the recruits failed. Don't tell them about it though." Arkan answered.
"Hehe, I like this Army" TK replied with a smile in his face.
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*[VEA-AdVISoR]*
Senior Sergeant David "TK-112"Bowman - Master Chef
AD/SSG TK-112/VEA/VE [CoR] [IH] [BoA]
"Winner of the let's imitate TK-112 for a day competition"
"You will obtain your ass upward! Fall your cranes and you will grip your noses! 0015 it is hour" - Faulty online translator
