"What's he talking about, Cayla?" Cayden asked, taking a sip if his drink.
The squirrel looked at the 'new guy' and said "I think he thinks we actually play
games here... Do we play games here, Cayden?"
Cayden smiled and said "Not a clue. I know we did once; not sure about now, though. He should send a massage to one of the higher-ranking personnel of the Navy and ask."
"A
massage, Cayden? Really?"
He grinned and said "Yes, Cayla... a massage... would be something new for that cyborg of a Chief of Naval Operations we have. Plus... he needs one... he's too stressed with all the back-stabbing, assassination attempts, and well... all-around weirdness in the Navy recently..."
"I'm pretty sure the good Commodore would
not approve of you suggesting he get a massage from a noob," she said, breaking the shell off of a walnut.
Cayden looks at her and says "You're only saying that because he approved of your existence."
"And what's wrong with kissing up to the boss-man?"
"Well, for starters... it's the wrong boss. Try StOrMz (NCC), or Drac (2FLT Commander & CNW). Also... I don't want unnecessary attention from Driver this early in the morning..."
"Cayden, it's 0808. I'm pretty sure the good Commodore is well-awake by now," she said, resting one of her paws on Cayden's hand.
"Yeah, but
I'm not awake... wait, why were we posting here again?" he asked, confused.
"We're here because a noob is asking what server to join," Cayla clarified.
"Oh right... well, I have no idea. As far as I know, no one in the Navy plays games. If they do, they'll post it in
game board," he said, petting Cayla's fur. "So... how about changing into your human form for me?"
DUE TO UNEXPECTED WEATHER ANOMALIES, THIS TRANSMISSION HAS BEEN SEVERED. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING THE VE TELE-COMM CORPORATION SERVICES! 
So yeah... go to the "
game board" and look there. If there is nothing there, best get your writing skills out of the closet, cause you're going to the VENA either way, buck-o!
-SCPO Amacuse, Squadron Commander of the 153rd Regents Squadron
