Yes im reopening the bar as a pub. You like it good for you, you don't pi** off. Also I added a few rules, just so it might last longer, maybe. (I know at the start alot of people will like me, but in the end everyone hates me or just wants to kill me. Thats all fine. Just do it outside the pub.)( I really don't expect this to even go near five pages let alone two full ones )

This is mainly just a topic so people can get a drink some food talk with other people and make a super small story(inside bar please) write in third person please.

Rules of the bar:
1. If you shoot someone dead you clean the mess up
2. If you order food or a drink say you payed for it (mindtricks dont work there's droid's)
3. Dont steal from me
4. Order from the list only (if your a officer,anything higher, or DJ then you can order what you want except human or intelligent life
5. All rules of VE apply here (no brainer)
6. Dont try to buy my pub/do anything to it this is not a random posting place
7. Have fun
8. Follow all the rules above please

(Its not SW food,if you can tell me SW food or drinks Pm it. Ok and i'll add it,and if you want sauces or mustard or something like it just ask for it on there)
food list:                                   
steak(sauces if you want)          bread                    all fruits
fries                                        muffins                all vegetables
hamburger                                pizza                    all meats
cheese                                      cookies     
potatoes(mashed or not)            tacos
fudge                                      bantha
biscuits                                    bannas     
cheesecake                              apples

List of Drinks:                (these can be diet too)
beer                            DP
ale                              mountain dew
rum                              coke
spirit                            all sodas
everclear
lite beer

Thats the list so order up, have some bar fights,and enjoy yourselves remember this place is a pub.

If you pass out you pay for your taxi ride back to your base.Remember that it don't matter who you are I can't kept anybody that has a blackout or gets knocked out to stay in my bar.


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trp/pfc
-=Wraith Squad=-
Yoder/4SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE/LoR
Master Swordsmen (RL)
Flatter me, and I won't believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I won't forget you.
-Me

Amason walks in and sits down at the bar.  "I'll take a burger, fries, and a Dr. Pepper."

After a few minutes he looks around.  "What's that smell?"
 
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Across the street stood a dangerous looking man clothed in a long black coat and a scarf wrapped around the lower portion of his face. The memory of Yoder's Bar had sat long in his memory, dormant, but there all the same. As the speeders flashed by in the rain, the man looked up at where there had once been the bar where he'd spent so much of his time, and had once even owned. Expecting to see the derelict building that had occupied the space for too long, he was shocked to see a relatively new looking building with a sign over the door marking the place as "Yoder's Pub."

And so he made his way across the street to the entrance, kicked open the door, and was greeted with the familiar smell of alcohol and smoke. Walking up to the counter and taking a seat, he flashed his credcard and told the droid to fetch him a glass of scotch and a plate of fries.

"I'm sorry Mr. Leth, but we just poured the last bottle into that man's glass." Said the droid as he motioned towards an intoxicated offworlder. "I could get you a-"

"No, no, that won't be necessary." Replied the trooper. "Excuse me sir, but might I have that glass of scotch?"

"You think that jusht because I'm drinking that I'm drunk and you can take whatever you want from me, well you can kiss my assh!"

Not a word came from Leth's mouth as he brought the gun to bear, an Annihilator pistol, not something that one would carry around unless looking for trouble. Before the drunk could react, a bolt of seething light came blasting out of the gun, vaporizing a good chunk of the man's flesh, killing him instantly.

People stared in horror as the drunk crashed to the ground, blood seeping from his mouth. Leth didn't seem to care about the people staring, he just picked up the body and hauled him to the back of the building.

Several minutes later, he came back around and took a seat. "Sorry about that Yoder."

"As long as you clean up the mess, and you did." Replied the owner of the now pub and fellow Wraith.

Leth sat down where the deceased man had been and picked up the glass which had started the fight. He sipped it just as the droid came out from the kitchen with a plate of fries and set them down right in front of him.

[OOC: You don't actually pay anybody, you write that you do.]

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Private First Class D'har Leth
-=Wraith Squad=-
TRP/PFC D'har/4SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/VEA/VE/Nar Shaddaa

[Red Dragon Order]
TL/Sgt D`har Leth/Task Force 2/Eta Squad/2nd Platoon/Red Company/1st Battalion/KBcC Helsa/OFF/Army/RDA(O)

The big old Wookie walks in and orders a big chocolate milkshake.

He shakes his fist at the world and makes everyone mad at the way he is acting. ARRGH WOO> he says

As Yoder hands him his tall glass of chocolate milkshake with a straw, the Wookie passes a few credits towards him.

Is this not all dejavue?

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Yoder looks at jag pulls out a button on a box pushes it and ten battle droids come out of the basement shoot jag fel into a oblivion and walk back down stairs.
 
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trp/pfc
-=Wraith Squad=-
Yoder/4SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE/LoR
Master Swordsmen (RL)
Flatter me, and I won't believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I won't forget you.
-Me

(go ahead nothing happened anyway, because the the pub would be destroyed cant let that happen cant I?)
 
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trp/pfc
-=Wraith Squad=-
Yoder/4SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE/LoR
Master Swordsmen (RL)
Flatter me, and I won't believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I won't forget you.
-Me

Sayah pulls out his weapon and shootst all the Gungans inside. Several days later, he finishes taking out the bodies and gets himself a scotch.

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TRP/PFC Sayah/1SQD/2 PLT/1 COM/1 RGT/1BAT/Tadath/VEA

"We're all dying. Promise yourselves you'll be the last to go."
Commander Salvo

Sayah orders his bodyguard droids to stand at attention at the door and to shoot any gungans who come in. He got himself a drink and sat back.
 
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TRP/PFC Sayah/1SQD/2 PLT/1 COM/1 RGT/1BAT/Tadath/VEA

"We're all dying. Promise yourselves you'll be the last to go."
Commander Salvo

Sayah asks if Yoder can install an automated anti-personel weapon above the door to take out gungans.  Sayah offers to pay half the cost. Sayah pots another gungan and drinks a Mountain Dew.
 
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TRP/PFC Sayah/1SQD/2 PLT/1 COM/1 RGT/1BAT/Tadath/VEA

"We're all dying. Promise yourselves you'll be the last to go."
Commander Salvo

Sayah leaves and comes back with the turrents and battle droids.
 
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TRP/PFC Sayah/1SQD/2 PLT/1 COM/1 RGT/1BAT/Tadath/VEA

"We're all dying. Promise yourselves you'll be the last to go."
Commander Salvo

Yoder goes to his minature underground armory and puts on his AV-1A suit on and goes back to the pub, and starts cleaning his spare mug.
 
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trp/pfc
-=Wraith Squad=-
Yoder/4SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE/LoR
Master Swordsmen (RL)
Flatter me, and I won't believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I won't forget you.
-Me

Etan gets shot by the droids and the turrent...multiple salvos in fact...
Ha!

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TRP/PFC Sayah/1SQD/2 PLT/1 COM/1 RGT/1BAT/Tadath/VEA

"We're all dying. Promise yourselves you'll be the last to go."
Commander Salvo

Etan rises from the smoking table he once sat at. He pushes the smoking rubble that was a table in front of him to the floor. He kicks the chairs that sat around that table to the walls.

Etan grumbles" You and me Mister Sayah have a mission to complete" further yodeling " PERHAPS YOUR ANXIETY WOULD BE BETTER PUT TO USE IN THE UPCOMING MISSION INSTEAD OF HAPLESS GUNGANS?"

Etan swaggers towards the bar where Yoder has a milkshake waiting.His hand on his pistol and his eye on Sayah, Etan walks on to the bar."Thank you Master Yoder",Etan replies as he quickly downs the shake.
 
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Etan, tireing of Sayah's endless babble, flips Yoder a silver piece and exits the pub. Before Etan leaves he does a high dunk and trashes the turrets above the door. Exiting the pub he roars " All Gungans get free drinks for the night" "Just see Master Yoder." As he walks down the street gungans are peering from every corner.
"Master Etan do you mean to say we are welcome at Yoder's Pub" The Gungan mass that is evolving exudes from everywhere.

"I'm really not sure" Etan replies." I guess that is something you and Sayah and his broke down turrents will have to decide."
 
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Sayah walks out and stuns Etan before boarding a transport for the local barracks...
 
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TRP/PFC Sayah/1SQD/2 PLT/1 COM/1 RGT/1BAT/Tadath/VEA
SM/Com Sayah/Task Force 1/Eta Squad/2nd Platoon/Red Company/1st Battalion/KBcC Helsa/OFF/Army/RDA(L)

"We're all dying. Promise yourselves you'll be the last to go."
Commander Salvo