George and Osama decided to settle the war
once and
for all. They sat down and decided to
settle the whole
dispute with one big dog fight.
They agreed that they would have five years
to breed
the best fighting dogs in the world and
who's dog won
would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found
the biggest,
meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the
world, then
bred them with the biggest, meanest
Siberian wolves they could find. From the
litters,
they selected the biggest and strongest
puppy and
trained it day and night to fight to the
death.
After five years Osama and Mohammed came up
with the
biggest, meanest dog the world had ever
seen. Its cage
needed steel bars that were
five inches thick and nobody could get near
it.
When the day came for the dog fight, George
and his
dog handler Boudreaux showed up with a nine
foot long
Dachshund. It was the strangest looking dog
anyone had
ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a Cajun
Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for George and
Boudreaux because
they knew there was no way that this poor
excuse for a
dog could possibly last 10 seconds with
Osama's big,
mean animal.
When the cages were opened up, the
Dachshund slowly
came out of its cage, wagged its tail, then
waddled
over towards Osama's dog.
The Doberman/Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and
leaped out of
its cage, then charged the poor Dachshund.
But when it
got close enough to bite the Dachshund's
neck, the
Dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's
dog in one
bite. There was nothing left at all of the
snarling
beast.
Osama came up to George and Boudreaux
shaking his head
in disbelief. "We don't understand how this
could have
happened. We had our best people working
for five
years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans
and
Rottweilers, and the biggest, meanest
Siberian wolves
in the world. How did you do this?"
Da's easy," said Boudreaux the Cajun. "We 'ad our
bess plasic surgins workin' fo' five year
for to make
dat alligator look like a weenie dog."
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Captain Cosmic
Commander of Training
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