(Sweet!)

Jaden =  Bob (Not seen at left)

Bob glanced over his shoulder just as he finished his shot of brandy.  A small cat with a melon on his head had just entered the bar, and he was quite the frisky one.  The cat glanced around the room, spotted Bob, and walked on over.  Bob glanced over to Bill.

"Hey Bill, you remember this guy?  He made a total ass out of himself last time he was here," said Bob

"Yea, and he only had 3 shots of liquor," said Bill, "What a lightweight"

"Why do you think he's wearing that 'melon thing on his head?" Bill said.

"Protection?" asked Bob

The cat strutted on over after hearing the first part of the conversation.

"From the Aliens..." he said seriously with his eyes to the ground,
"Those Basterds," Jethro finished

Bob stood up, almost stumbling over his bar chair.  He grabbed his bottle of Jack he had bought earlier, and decided to crack it open.  He walked over to Jethro with the bottle in hand.

"Hey little buddey', looks like you havent' had enough to drink tonight..." coaxed Bob

"Yea, you look like you could take this whole bottle by yerself'," commented Bill

"Actually...the doctor just got done telling me that...if I have too much to drink with these meds I'm on...well...I COULD die," said Jethro, pondering to himself.  Then shrugging, he chugged the entire bottle in 5 seconds.

"DAMN!," said Ice-T from the corner, "Thats some COOOL cat"

Bob glanced over, shrugged, then looked back.

"You hear about Animal Hunter Six Hundred Fifty Two Trillian, Eighty Hundred Billion Gajillian cumin out this fall?" asked Jethro

"No, but I dead hear something about Animal Hunter Six Hundred Fity TWo Trillian, Eighty Hunder Billion GAjillian and four; aren't they still on that one?" Bill

"Either way they're better be expansion packs," said Bob

Jethro glanced around all buggy eyed.

"For Barn Owls? You mean Barn Owls Right?"

"Oh, er, I dunno," said Bob, taking another drink.  He sat there for a second, a ventured off into candy land.  A few second later he was in the cotton candy forest and he recovered.

"Boys, tanight wer' goin hun'in." said Bob

"Where?" said Jethro, "We're in the middle of a metropolis, it would take us aproximately 2 hours to leave the city at 62 an 1/2 point Seven miles per hour."

"Who says we have to leave town...to go huntin," said Bill

"The Long arm of the Law," said Bob

"Who da fuck says we need to leave the city to hunt?"

"Eh? The Citizens of this wonderful town?"

"Who Says we have to leave the town to go huntin?" Bill repeated for the thrid time"

"No one," they both replied.


 
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Aegis Squadron
Jaden Khaar

I love Shazam!


Vast Empire
XO/FL/SCPO Jaden Khaar/Aegis 1-4 (Aegis 4)/Phoenix Wing/mSSD Atrus/DEF/VEN/VE (=*A*=) (=*SA*=) [VC:S] (SV)

Jethro bent down to the cold pavement and took a sniff.

"Ya know, I'm pretty sure I heard it over..." Bob began but Jethro interupted suddenly, standing upright he shouted-

" THIS WAY!"  He began to sprint away on all fours.  Bob and Bill glanced at eachother then began to chase after the catt.  They pased several closed buildings and a couple of phonebooths with some attractive targets on top of them...  Bill had to surpress his urge to pull out his bow and shoot himself in the foot.  But then he did and slowed to a stop.

"Are we there yet?" Bob asked, stopping beside Bill.  Jethro seemed to have found his position and announced-

" Never mind...  It was nothing..." Bill shook his head and then laughed as if the cat were joking.  But then the cat began to lick himself and he knew this was no joke.

"You brought us out into..." He glanced around," HERE, for what no reason?"  Bill couldn't remember where he was although the street was painted on the side of the building in bright yellow letters in front of him.

"Thought I caught a wiff of something I suppose..." the four legged creature went into an impossible position and began to bath again.

"But, didn't you have all your sensory wiskers cut off?  I mean, your not even legally driving are you?" Bob querried then shut up as the cat also let out a sneeze.

"And my nose is a little plugged up...  Suppose it was a little off..." Then he slept in the middle of the street and created a massive traffic jam.
 
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*Flash Was Here...*

CMDR/ESN Shazam/Nazgul 1-1/Phoenix Wing/mSSD Atrus/1VENF/VEN (=A=) (=*SA*=) (=*MA*=) (=*FOCE*=) [LoM] [LSM] [VC:S] [DSM]