This is a complete and un abridged version of the trial as seen from the eyes of the bailif, me. there was more going on behind the scenes in #Vast_Empire and in PMs, not all of it observed by me, dont sue me, this is just what happened, the names have not been changed because there are no innocent.
[19:35] * Now talking in #ve_court
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[19:37] [arturus] welcome
[19:37] [arturus] just waiting for the judge
[19:37] [arturus] do you have a defence attorney hashi?
[19:37] [Hashi] you can be it
[19:37] [arturus] im the prosecutor
[19:37] [Hashi] .. shit.
[19:37] * Hashi grumbles
[19:38] [Rema] you are intitled to a defense lawyer
[19:38] [Hashi] uhh.. snipes? ][
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[19:38] [arturus] hey sam
[19:38] [Snipes|Bailif] you dont want me
[19:38] [Sandwich] hello
[19:38] [Hashi] Ok Sandwich.
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[19:38] [arturus] gimme a couple min to finish my preparations
[19:39] [Hashi] ..
[19:39] * Hashi jumps Rema
[19:40] * Hashi strangles
[19:40] [Hashi] stinking bitch.
[19:40] * Snipes|Bailif beats Hashi into a pulp
[19:40] [Rema] BAILIF
[19:40] * Hashi proceeds back to his chair.
[19:40] [Snipes|Bailif] see
[19:40] * Cyanus uses the Force to lift all into the air and drop them in their places.
[19:40] [Snipes|Bailif] i beat him to a pulp
[19:40] [Cyanus] good
[19:40] * arturus makes a note to prosecutor assualt charges against the baliff
[19:40] [Rema] wait
[19:40] [Snipes|Bailif] what!?
[19:40] [arturus] *prosecute
[19:40] [arturus] LO
[19:40] [arturus] *:P
[19:40] * Cyanus beats Snipes to a pulp and calls it vigilante justice.
[19:40] [Rema] against the defendant!
[19:40] [Snipes|Bailif] i was defending your client
[19:40] [Rema] he attacked me
[19:41] [Cyanus] you've been revenged, shut up
[19:41] [arturus] okwe now add assault to the list of charges
[19:41] [arturus] brb
[19:41] [Sandwich] wouldn't that be avenged?
[19:41] [Cyanus] no, cause they're both at fault
[19:41] [Sandwich] but you can be revenged though.
[19:41] [Sandwich] Can't^
[19:41] * Cyanus returns to a dark corner and wraps his brown cloak about himself.
[19:41] [arturus] lol
[19:41] * Hashi knits a frickin' hankerchief.
[19:42] * Snipes|Bailif drinks a lake
[19:42] [Snipes|Bailif] of booze
[19:42] [Sandwich] Hashi is a knitter?
[19:42] [Snipes|Bailif] ya
[19:42] * Cyanus fires Snipes and appoints himself bailiff.
[19:42] [Snipes|Bailif] what!
[19:42] [Snipes|Bailif] no!
[19:42] [Cyanus] if you're gonna drink, you have no business in a courtroom
[19:42] [arturus] lol
[19:42] * Snipes|Bailif spits it all out
[19:42] [arturus] sure he does :P
[19:42] [Cyanus] especially the nauseating silence and annoying debates WILL affect the booze and turn it into acid
[19:43] [arturus] fortunately for you ppl since its court i cant give my argument in book form :P
[19:43] [Cyanus] so you start kicking the crap out of everyone present
[19:43] [Cyanus] except me
[19:43] [Snipes|Bailif] well, thats not ALL bad, i'm sure
[19:43] [Cyanus] whatever sit down
[19:43] * Cyanus waves his hand.
[19:43] [Snipes|Bailif] i stand
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[19:44] [Rizzit] art give me ops
[19:44] [Cyanus] hmm, guess he's got a stronger mind than the walnut I thought he had in that cranium of his
[19:44] [Snipes|Bailif] ah
[19:44] * arturus sets mode: +o Rizzit
[19:44] [Rizzit] did I miss anything
[19:44] [Cyanus] I underestimated you Snipes
[19:44] * Rizzit sets mode: -o arturus
[19:44] [Snipes|Bailif] thats hard
[19:44] [Rema] * Hashi jumps Rema
[19:44] [Rema] * Hashi strangles
[19:44] [Rema] [Hashi] stinking bitch.
[19:44] * Cyanus pulls rank and makes Snipes sit anyway as his ASL.
[19:44] [Sandwich] All rise for the Honorable Judge Rizzit
[19:44] * Hashi is now known as Innocent_Puppy
[19:44] [Cyanus] I'm already standing...
[19:44] * Snipes|Bailif stands
[19:44] [arturus] lol
[19:44] * Rema stands
[19:44] [Rizzit] lol
[19:44] [arturus] snipes you're supposed tosay it :P
[19:45] * Innocent_Puppy stands, raises his leg and farts
[19:45] [arturus] anyway brb
[19:45] [Sandwich] man I doing the duties of the baliff
[19:45] * Rizzit changes topic to 'Welcome to the highest imperial court of the Vast Empire. Today's case: Rema vs. Hashi||His execelency Judge Rizzit P. Blackheart residing '
[19:45] [Snipes|Bailif] normaly theirs more than one anyway
[19:45] [Rizzit] okay
[19:45] [arturus] hashi you defending yourself?
[19:45] [Rizzit] ahem
[19:45] [Rizzit] art, I will handle this
[19:45] [Rema] +m the room
[19:45] * Rizzit sets mode: +m
[19:46] * Sandwich is now known as Sandwich|betterBailifthanSnipe
[19:46] [Rizzit] first off
[19:46] [Rizzit] the case is Rema vs. Hashi
[19:46] [Rizzit] Rema has appointed his lawer arturus
[19:46] [Rizzit] and Hashi, have you appointed a lawyer?
[19:46] * arturus is now known as Afyon
[19:46] [Rizzit] msg me if you have or have not
[19:47] [Rizzit] I need to know
[19:47] * Sandwich|betterBailifthanSnipe is now known as Sandwich
[19:47] * Rizzit sets mode: +v Cyanus
[19:47] [Rizzit] Cyanus
[19:47] [Rizzit] the defense has requested you to be his lawyer
[19:47] [Rizzit] do you accept or decline
[19:48] * Cyanus thinks for a while.
[19:48] [Cyanus] I do not accept nor decline; I outright refuse.
[19:48] [Rizzit] okay
[19:48] * Rizzit sets mode: -v Cyanus
[19:49] * Rizzit sets mode: +v Sandwich
[19:49] [Rizzit] sandwhich, you were the backup request
[19:49] [Rizzit] do you accept?
[19:50] [Sandwich] yes
[19:50] [Rizzit] terriffic
[19:50] [Rizzit] you shall be the lawer for the defense
[19:50] [Rizzit] I take it you are familiar with your client's case?
[19:51] * Sandwich is now known as DefenceLawer_Sandwich
[19:51] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] Not completly
[19:51] [Rizzit] okay
[19:51] [Rizzit] then you may speak second
[19:51] [Rizzit] will the prosecution begin?
[19:51] * Rizzit sets mode: +v Afyon
[19:51] [Afyon] Thank you your honour
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[19:52] [Rizzit] before you start
[19:52] [Rizzit] let me make it clear that our two Jurors today will be Cyanus and TK-112
[19:52] [Rizzit] proceed
[19:52] * Afyon nods
[19:53] * Snipes|Bailif is now known as Bailif
[19:53] [Afyon] Your honour, members of the jury, the prosecution will prove today that Sergeant Hashi is guilty of failing to pay my client the sum of 100,000ics as a result of his answering a question on the lounge comnet as correctly as possible while still following the VE Code of Conduct
[19:54] [Afyon] In addition, I will prove that Sgt Hashi is not only guilty of failing to pay my client, he is also guilty of inciting members to violate article 3 of the CoC and has violated article 16.
[19:55] [Afyon] The prosecution is demanding that Sgt Hashi pay my client the sum owed as indicated on the lounge comnet: http://comnet.imperialnetwork.com/index.cfm?cfid=70946&cftoken=78624744&topic=4346
[19:55] [Afyon] I yield the floor to the defence to make their opening statement
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[19:57] * FK|SpecStory is now known as FK|Jury
[19:57] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] One second please
[19:57] * Cyanus is now known as Cyanus|lethalenforcerforcedtob
[19:57] * TK-112 is now known as TK-Jury
[19:57] * Cyanus|lethalenforcerforcedtob is now known as Cyanus|lethalenforcerandjuror
[19:58] * Rema is now known as Innocent_Victim
[19:59] * Rizzit slams the gabel on his desk. "While the defense prepares their speech, we will be entertained by my Bailif doing....something"
[19:59] * Bailif picks his nose
[19:59] #ve_court You need voice (+v) (#ve_court)
[19:59] * Innocent_Victim is now known as Rema
[19:59] * Rizzit sets mode: +v Bailif
[20:00] * Bailif dances
[20:00] * Bailif attempts to do a one man play
[20:00] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] Your honour, in tht mentioned comnet topic, Sgt Hashi has alreday stated the rule s of the deal. That is to say the person who answers the question correctly and explains WHY will get the full 100k ics.
[20:00] * Rizzit sets mode: -v Bailif
[20:02] [Rizzit] hmm...
[20:02] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] I now yeild to the floor to Afyon
[20:02] * Afyon stands up
[20:02] [Afyon] I call Corporal Rema as my first witness
[20:02] [Rizzit] oh brother...
[20:02] * Rema is now known as CPL_Rema
[20:03] * Rizzit sets mode: +v CPL_Rema
[20:03] * CPL_Rema walks up to the stand and waits
[20:03] * CPL_Rema kicks the bailif
[20:03] * Rizzit sets mode: +v Bailif
[20:04] [Rizzit] ahem
[20:04] [CPL_Rema] *coughswearmeincough*
[20:04] * Rizzit motions for the balif to bring over the hologram
[20:04] * Bailif brings it over
[20:04] [Rizzit] errr....holocron
[20:04] [Bailif] hold up your right hand and repeat after me
[20:04] * CPL_Rema holds up his right hand
[20:05] * TK-Jury is now known as SSG_TK-112|Jury
[20:05] * Rizzit is now known as Judge_Rizzit
[20:05] [Bailif] i here by swear to tell the truth
[20:05] [CPL_Rema] i here by swear to tell the truth
[20:05] [Bailif] the whole truthe
[20:06] [CPL_Rema] the whole truth
[20:06] [Bailif] and nopthing but the truth
[20:06] [CPL_Rema] and nothing but the truth
[20:06] [Bailif] so help me God
[20:06] [CPL_Rema] so help me Fury
[20:06] [Bailif] close enough
[20:06] * CPL_Rema nods and sits on the stand
[20:06] * Bailif returns the holocrona nd stands by the door
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[20:07] [Afyon] Corporal Rema, only a couple of quick questions in order to straighten out some important facts
[20:07] * Innocent_Puppy is now known as SGT_Hashi
[20:07] * Firefrog is now known as Typewriter_Chick
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[20:08] * Cyanus|lethalenforcerandjuror is now known as DJK_Cyanus|Enforcer
[20:08] * Prosecution is now known as Spiderman
[20:08] [Afyon] You of course know what your initial response was to Sergeant Hashi's "contest", was it your impression that by Hashi's response, you had correctly answered the question?
[20:09] [CPL_Rema] Yes.
[20:09] * SGT_Hashi is now known as No
[20:09] * No is now known as SGT_Hashi
[20:09] [Afyon] And you did explain why your answer was right did you not?
[20:09] [CPL_Rema] Yes i did.
[20:09] [CPL_Rema] I explained to him
[20:09] * Judge_Rizzit slams his gabel on the desk loudly. " SGT_Hashi will please refrain from speaking!"
[20:10] [CPL_Rema] that i didnt want to break the CoC and that he knew what my answer meant
[20:10] [Afyon] So in other words, you gave the most specific and correct answer possible that was still within the spirit and rules of VE?
[20:10] [CPL_Rema] Yes.
[20:11] * Spiderman is now known as Mace
[20:11] [Afyon] Now the defence in their opening statement has indicated that you failed to completely answer the question, they claim you did not state why what you had mentionned was the "lightest thing in the world"
[20:11] [Afyon] Did you indeed state why your answer was correct?
[20:12] [CPL_Rema] Yes
[20:12] [Afyon] I believe it was on post six in this topic correct?
[20:12] [CPL_Rema] That is correct
[20:13] [Judge_Rizzit] hurry it up councellor
[20:13] [Afyon] Now according to Hashi's competition announcement, is there any part of that that indicates that there are any limits to how many posts you may make in order to get the answer right?
[20:14] [CPL_Rema] no
[20:14] [Afyon] So in other words it seems apparent that it doesn't matter how many times anyone psots as long as they are the first to correctly answer the entire question, they are the winner
[20:14] [CPL_Rema] That is correct
[20:14] [Afyon] Thank you Corporal Rema
[20:14] [Afyon] no further questions
[20:15] [Judge_Rizzit] would the defense care to cross-examine the witness?
[20:15] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] Yes
[20:15] [Judge_Rizzit] very well
[20:15] [Judge_Rizzit] remember corporal, you're under oath
[20:16] [CPL_Rema] thanks for the reminder your honor
[20:16] [Afyon] objection
[20:16] [Afyon] whoops
[20:16] [Judge_Rizzit] proceed councellor
[20:17] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] In the fourth post of the topic Sgt Hashi stated that Rema did not get the full answer right, and he cut the prize amount
[20:18] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] Did he not
[20:18] [CPL_Rema] He did, but i tried to negoiate with him a different price but he refused and gave me rediculous amounts
[20:19] [CPL_Rema] I could see that he didnt expect anyone to win
[20:19] [CPL_Rema] and didnt want to pay so he was making excuses
[20:19] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] And what was this Other price that you tried to negotiate with?
[20:19] [CPL_Rema] and he did not state in his first post how many posts i could have to get the answer right
[20:20] [CPL_Rema] I offered to only take 75k. He laughed and said 3ICS
[20:20] * Bailif strips
[20:21] * Bailif slowly pulls off his shirt
[20:21] * SGT_Hashi is now known as o_O
[20:21] * o_O is now known as SGT_Hashi
[20:21] [Afyon] Your honour can you please instruct the baliff to stop stripping
[20:21] [Judge_Rizzit] Balif, put that shirt back on
[20:21] * Bailif duct tapes Hadhis mouth
[20:21] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] And what was Sgt Hashi's responce to this other than, you now get 3ic?
[20:21] * Bailif puts his shirt back on, but takes off his pant
[20:21] [Judge_Rizzit] balif, pants too
[20:22] [Judge_Rizzit] you are to wear that uniform
[20:22] [Judge_Rizzit] and love it
[20:22] * Bailif puts his pants back on reluctantly
[20:22] [CPL_Rema] can you rephrase that question sam?
[20:22] [CPL_Rema] oh
[20:23] [CPL_Rema] nevermind
[20:23] [CPL_Rema] i just remember him refusing to pay me the full price and refusing to negotiate
[20:23] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] Did Hashi say anything esle besides the comment about you only getting 3ics?
[20:23] [CPL_Rema] not that i can recall
[20:25] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] If Sgt Hashi was to settle, how much would you want?
[20:26] [Afyon] objection
[20:26] [Judge_Rizzit] overruled
[20:26] [Judge_Rizzit] continue councelor
[20:26] [CPL_Rema] hey
[20:26] [Afyon] you havent even heard my objection
[20:26] [Judge_Rizzit] oh fine
[20:26] [Judge_Rizzit] what are you objecting to?
[20:27] [Afyon] your honour the prosecution has already stated that it is fighting for the full 100k ics as the prize for getting the answer correct, a settlement is something that is made out of court and is not something that should be brought before the matter of the court or the jury
[20:27] [Judge_Rizzit] allright
[20:28] [Judge_Rizzit] objection sustained
[20:28] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] I retract that last statement
[20:28] [Judge_Rizzit] pay better attention next time councellor
[20:28] [Judge_Rizzit] does the defense have any further questions for the witness?
[20:28] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] No.
[20:28] [Afyon] redirect your honour?
[20:30] [Judge_Rizzit] go ahead, but make it short executioner
[20:30] [Judge_Rizzit] *prosecutioner
[20:30] * CPL_Rema chuckles
[20:30] * SGT_Hashi is now known as grr
[20:30] * grr is now known as SGT_Hashi
[20:31] [Judge_Rizzit] Hashi, I will NOT warn you again
[20:31] * Bailif slaps Hashi
[20:31] [Bailif] be quiet
[20:31] [Afyon] Corporal Rema, in order to make this point completely clear, does the competition announcement ever make mention of any rules inregards to post limits?
[20:31] [CPL_Rema] No
[20:31] [Afyon] Thank you Corporal Rema
[20:32] [Afyon] Your honour I reserve the right to recall this witness
[20:32] [Judge_Rizzit] with that Corporal: you may be seated. The balif will escort you to your seat.
[20:32] * Bailif escorts Rema to his seat
[20:32] [Judge_Rizzit] ahem
[20:32] [Afyon] your honour I call Sergeant Hashi to the stand as the prosecution's final witness
[20:32] [Judge_Rizzit] very well
[20:33] [Judge_Rizzit] Hashi, you will now be given a chance to speak
[20:33] * CPL_Rema does a big time out sign
[20:33] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: +v SGT_Hashi
[20:33] [Afyon] Um your honour
[20:33] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: -v CPL_Rema
[20:33] [Afyon] I made an error in courtroom proceedure
[20:33] [SGT_Hashi] -___-
[20:33] [Afyon] The prosecution is not actually ableto call the defence to testify, that right is reserved for the defendent's lawyer
[20:33] [Judge_Rizzit] ah
[20:33] * SSG_TK-112|Jury is now known as BoooHashiBooo
[20:33] [Afyon] In lieu of that error, the prosecution rests your honour
[20:34] * BoooHashiBooo is now known as SSG_TK-112|Jury
[20:34] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: -v SGT_Hashi
[20:34] [Judge_Rizzit] very well
[20:34] [Judge_Rizzit] would the defense care to say anything?
[20:34] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] I would like to call Sgt Hashi to the stand
[20:34] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: +v SGT_Hashi
[20:34] [Judge_Rizzit] shoulda seen that coming
[20:34] [Judge_Rizzit] Balif?
[20:35] [SGT_Hashi] :O
[20:35] * SSG_TK-112|Jury is now known as LetsBurnHashi
[20:35] * Bailif grabs the holocron
[20:35] * LetsBurnHashi is now known as SSG_TK-112|Jury
[20:35] * Bailif walks over to Hashi
[20:35] [Judge_Rizzit] NOT NOW!
[20:35] [Judge_Rizzit] IDIOT BALIF! ESCORT HIM!
[20:35] * SGT_Hashi snickers
[20:35] * Bailif escorts Hashi to the stand
[20:36] [Judge_Rizzit] now go get the holocron
[20:36] * Bailif grabs the holocron again
[20:36] * FK|Jury is now known as Knight_the_Jury_Foreman
[20:36] [Bailif] put your left hand on the holocron and your right in the air
[20:36] * SGT_Hashi does as told
[20:36] [Bailif] now repeat after me
[20:36] [Bailif] i solemly swear to tell the thruth
[20:36] * SSG_TK-112|Jury is now known as MooningTheCourt
[20:37] [SGT_Hashi] i solemly swear to tell the thruth
[20:37] [Bailif] the whole truth
[20:37] [SGT_Hashi] the whole truth
[20:37] [Bailif] and nothing but the truth
[20:37] [SGT_Hashi] and nothing but the truth
[20:37] [Bailif] sop help me "insert diety here"
[20:37] [Bailif] *so
[20:37] * MooningTheCourt is now known as HashiIsGoingToLie
[20:37] [SGT_Hashi] so help me Elvis
[20:37] * Bailif slaps Hashi
[20:38] [Bailif] a better one than that
[20:38] [Judge_Rizzit] ahem
[20:38] [Judge_Rizzit] in this court
[20:38] [SGT_Hashi] .. Allah
[20:38] [Bailif] close enough
[20:38] [Judge_Rizzit] you may use Fury, Kad, or Talon
[20:38] [SGT_Hashi] ^_^
[20:38] * HashiIsGoingToLie is now known as HashiIsATerrorist
[20:38] * Mace is now known as MaceIsYOURGOD
[20:38] [Bailif] alright you say one of them
[20:38] [SGT_Hashi] :O
[20:39] [SGT_Hashi] Fine. Fury then. Everybody loves him.
[20:39] [Judge_Rizzit] well, Hashi can use Merrick too
[20:39] * MaceIsYOURGOD is now known as Mace
[20:39] [SGT_Hashi] yay Merr ^__^
[20:39] [Afyon] Your honour can we proceedplease?
[20:39] [Judge_Rizzit] tya
[20:39] [Bailif] Fury's close enough
[20:39] * HashiIsATerrorist is now known as MaceIsNotYourGod
[20:39] * Bailif returns the holocron and steps over to the door
[20:39] * SGT_Hashi slaps Bailif's ass
[20:39] * MaceIsNotYourGod is now known as SSG_TK-112|Jury
[20:39] * Bailif slaps Hashis face
[20:39] [Bailif] cool it
[20:39] [Afyon] your honour!
[20:40] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] Please!
[20:40] [Afyon] Can you please end this circus and get on with it
[20:40] [SGT_Hashi] Objection! damn always wanted to say that.
[20:40] [Bailif] yes, please
[20:40] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] SHUT THE HELL UP HASHI!
[20:40] [SGT_Hashi] ][
[20:40] [Judge_Rizzit] Balif stand up, shut up, and stay still!
[20:41] * Bailif stands against the door
[20:41] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] Okay, now then
[20:41] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] Sgt Hashi you didn't set any rule or regulations for your contest?
[20:41] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] Did you?
[20:41] [SGT_Hashi] No..
[20:43] [SGT_Hashi] well, I said that they had till wednesday to answer but that's irrelevant given the current circumstances
[20:43] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] ok
[20:44] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] You do know that in your statement "Those who know me should probably know this is some sort of trick question and the answer to this question is probably somewhat rauchy. Ok, so maybe not excessively dirty that this should be deleted.
[20:45] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] that you violated part of the CoC?
[20:46] [SGT_Hashi] .. yes.
[20:46] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] Then why did you post it?
[20:46] [SGT_Hashi] refer to my second sentence in that statement
[20:47] [SGT_Hashi] and I doubt anybody in the VE would go crying to their mommies just because of this.. ][
[20:47] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] Ok
[20:49] -Judge_Rizzit- BALIF! CHECK YOUR PM!
[20:49] * Knight_the_Jury_Foreman is now known as MilitaryPolice
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[20:49] [Bailif] (_|_)
[20:49] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] You did state in the fourth post of the topic that you would reward CPL Rema with 10k ics, is that correct?
[20:50] [SGT_Hashi] .. some defence lawyer. YES.
[20:50] [Judge_Rizzit] I've heard enough
[20:50] [SGT_Hashi] nuu!
[20:50] [Judge_Rizzit] I have the paperwork infront of me
[20:51] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] Defence rests
[20:51] [Judge_Rizzit] of the whole incidednt
[20:51] [SGT_Hashi] you haven't heard the penis and balls argument!
[20:51] [SGT_Hashi] damnit sam
[20:51] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] IT WOULDNT MATTER!!
[20:51] [Judge_Rizzit] Rema, you did not get the full answer right. And since Rema has already listed down the answer in his response, the reward will now be cut down to 20k. Err, make that 10k.
[20:51] [Judge_Rizzit] It's all Rema's fault.
[20:51] [Judge_Rizzit] nowhere does it say that Hashi had intentions of paying Rema anything
[20:51] [Afyon] May I cross-examine your honour?
[20:51] [Judge_Rizzit] no
[20:52] [Judge_Rizzit] therefore, Hashi has lied under oath
[20:52] [SGT_Hashi] wait
[20:52] [SGT_Hashi] hey
[20:53] [SGT_Hashi] I retract my statement. I was confused, your honour.
[20:53] [SGT_Hashi] or am I too late.. @_@
[20:53] [DefenceLawer_Sandwich] You are to late.
[20:53] [Judge_Rizzit] Balif? please escort SGT_Hashi to his seat.
[20:53] [Afyon] your honour the defence has already rested and the question has been asked and answer, the defendant isn't able to retract statements
[20:54] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: -v SGT_Hashi
[20:54] [Judge_Rizzit] BALIF!!!!
[20:54] * Bailif escourts Hashi to his seat
[20:54] * Mace is now known as LawyerForHire
[20:54] [Judge_Rizzit] thanks
[20:55] [Judge_Rizzit] now Jury: it is your turn to decide
[20:55] * Roxy_Girl is now known as BetterLawyerForHire
[20:55] [Judge_Rizzit] should Rema be paid in full
[20:55] * MilitaryPolice is now known as Knight_the_Jury_Foreman
[20:55] * LawyerForHire is now known as DivorceLawyer
[20:55] [Judge_Rizzit] or shold hashi get off?
[20:55] * Typewriter_Chick is now known as DefenderFrog
[20:55] [Judge_Rizzit] I shall voice you now and please give me your answer ONLY
[20:55] * BetterLawyerForHire is now known as Roxy_Girl
[20:55] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: +v SGT_Hashi
[20:56] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: -v SGT_Hashi
[20:56] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: +v SSG_TK-112|Jury
[20:56] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: +v DJK_Cyanus|Enforcer
[20:56] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: +v Knight_the_Jury_Foreman
[20:56] [SSG_TK-112|Jury] Hmm
[20:56] * DJK_Cyanus|Enforcer is nowhere in sight.
[20:56] [Judge_Rizzit] Jury?
[20:56] [Knight_the_Jury_Foreman] Yes your honor?
[20:57] [Judge_Rizzit] what is your individual decisions
[20:57] [SSG_TK-112|Jury] I think that Rema should be paid in full and Hashi should pay me an extra 5000 ICs for sexually harassing the Nunas in the Dark Dragoons Farm
[20:57] * DefenceLawer_Sandwich is now known as Sandwich
[20:57] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: -v SSG_TK-112|Jury
[20:57] [Judge_Rizzit] one vote for rema
[20:58] [Knight_the_Jury_Foreman] Same as TK-112
[20:58] * DivorceLawyer is now known as Mace
[20:58] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: -v Knight_the_Jury_Foreman
[20:58] [Judge_Rizzit] Cyanus, I'm going to guess you're going to vote the same??
[20:58] [DJK_Cyanus|Enforcer] Well, I was initially going to be neutral, but Hashi has violated the Oath of the Holocron. I say Rema gets paid in full.
[20:58] * DJK_Cyanus|Enforcer bows.
[20:58] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: -v DJK_Cyanus|Enforcer
[20:58] * Knight_the_Jury_Foreman is now known as MilitaryPolice
[20:58] [Judge_Rizzit] thank you Jury members
[20:58] [Judge_Rizzit] so
[20:58] [Judge_Rizzit] Corproal Rema, Sergeant Hashi please rise
[20:59] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: +v CPL_Rema
[20:59] * Judge_Rizzit sets mode: +v SGT_Hashi
[20:59] * Sandwich leave the court room looking like an idiot
[20:59] * CPL_Rema rises
[20:59] * SGT_Hashi pffts and rises.
[20:59] [SGT_Hashi] Sam, you're fired.
[20:59] [Sandwich] I QUIT!!
[21:00] [CPL_Rema] Your honor?
[21:00] [Judge_Rizzit] Sergeant Hashi, you have been found guilty of deliberately refusing to pay the reward of your contest. I hereby award full payment of 100K to Corporal Rema!
[21:00] [SGT_Hashi] suk.
[21:00] [Judge_Rizzit] You will be given one week to pay this off. Otherwise I will force it out of you, and award it to him.
[21:00] * Judge_Rizzit slams the gabel on the desk. "Case Dismissed."
[21:00] [SGT_Hashi] suk.
[21:01] * Sandwich has left #ve_court
[21:01] * Judge_Rizzit is now known as Rizzit
[21:01] * CPL_Rema cough gavel.
[21:01] * SGT_Hashi has left #ve_court
[21:01] * Afyon is now known as arturus
[21:01] * DJK_Cyanus|Enforcer is now known as Cyanus
[21:01] * CPL_Rema is now known as Rema
[21:01] * Bailif is now known as VE_Stripper
[21:01] * Rema flees
[21:01] * Rema has left #ve_court
[21:02] * Roxy_Girl has left #ve_court
[21:02] * MilitaryPolice has left #ve_court
[21:04] * SSG_TK-112|Jury is now known as TK-112
[21:04] * TK-112 is now known as TK-SINGING
[21:05] * DefenderFrog has left #ve_court
[21:05] * Cyanus has left #ve_court
[21:07] * Rizzit sets mode: -m
[21:07] * Rizzit sets mode: +vv Mace TK-SINGING
[21:07] * Rizzit sets mode: -vvvv arturus Mace TK-SINGING VE_Stripper
[21:08] * TK-SINGING sings in the Judge's stand
[21:08] * Rizzit slaps TK-SINGING around a bit with Tux, the Linux Penguin
[21:08] * Mace hides under the judges bench
[21:09] * You were kicked by Rizzit (out! )
Session Close: Thu Aug 07 21:09:00 2003
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The Comnet Hermit
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