Here are a few steps to a very funny site.
1. Go to www.google.ca
2. Type in weapons of mass destruction in the search engine
3. Hit the I'm feeling lucky NOT the Google search button
4. Read the whole page that comes up
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TRP/SGT JR/3SQD/2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE[LoR]
"I'm not an alocholic, alcoholics go to meetings."
"I swear mister lopice ociffer i haven't been drinking."
"I swear to drunk I'm not God."