Hi, for those of you who are not aware the three afformentioned parties requested a thread of this kind earlier on another thread. I followed the specifications to the tee so to speak. Anyways here is their thread and please remember this is only meant in a comical/stupid/lame humor sense. Oh and nobody but the three in this story are to post on the story. It is about them!
One day TK, Sniping101, and Jazzstratus decided to take a trip to the cantina lounge on Tatooine. It was hot and they needed a drink to cool them off. TK went up to the bar and asked for a Skywalker Smoothie on the rocks. Upon recieving his drink the bartender informed TK that when he was done there were some people that insisted upon seeing him and his friends outside. Neither of the 3 had any idea what was going on, but decided not to ask questions. TK gulped down his smoothie and paid the bartender. They each rose and exited the building.
"Halt! Nobody move!" hollered a voice when they stepped outside. It was a Rebel. "You imperials are in big trouble for coming here."
"Oh yea?" remaked Jazzstratus. "Says who?"
"Me. Now, we're going to be sporty about this seeing its obvious that you forgot your guns. Don't try your communication equiptment, we're jamming it. However, we will allow you to go into the building and count to 1000. When you get out, we will all have hidden somewhere in this spaceport. If you can find us all: we'll let you go."
"Well, I have my gun; and I'm going to kill you all." Snipes remarked and aimed. His effort was of no avail. He was out of
ammo. "TK, Jazz, let's discuss this."
The three of them formed a huddle in an attempt to decide what to do. They couldn't call for help, they were out of ammo, and there were too many of them to run.
"Whad'ya think TK? Should we trust these rebels?" asked Snipes.
"I dunno." remarked TK. "Never can be too careful."
"I say we go for it." said Jazzstratus.
"Allright Jazz. I hope you know what you're doing though." TK said, and the three of them got out of their huddle.
"Allright Rebel! We'll take your offer. But if we win, you guys need to buy us all drinks as well." said TK.
"Okay imperial scum. Go in and count to 1000. We'll go and hide. No coming out before then, and once you find us you need to tag us before we are considered 'out'."
TK, Snipes, and Jazzstratus went into the cantina to count. After they got in TK had an idea.
"Hey guys, lets have a drink while we're waiting."
"Another?" questioned Snipes. "You just had one."
"Yea, but this heat gets to ya. You start counting until you reach 333 then I will count up to 666 then Jazz can count up to 1000. That'll take a while so I don't see why we can't have some drinks in the meantime."
TK ordered 3 drinks and snipes began counting "1...2...3...4...5..." Jazz joined TK in his drink and snipes counted quicker so he could stop and have a drink...
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First Sergeant Rizzit BlackHeart
Raider's Squad Leader
Wildcard Platoon Adjutant
Army of the Vast Empire
PC:A/SL/1SGT Rizzit/3SQD/1PLT/COMP/1BAT/1RGT/
/VE[OPE][OTH][EW1][RCoD]
"Death is never an easy thing to deal with. It happens so frequently, yet it still takes us by surprise!"--Rizzit
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