[Valthir]
Tick, tick, BOOM! – Lay the beat.
Thermal dets in hand – time ta blow ya off yo feet.
Cuz ya know we do subtle like a THERMAL DET TREAT
Merry Christmas, Rebel Scum, have a MUSHROOM CLOUD FEAST!
...
What? It’s healthy – Vaporized all the meat!

[Kilroy]
Chimney insertion – oh hell no – BREACH AN CLEAR!
Christmasy incursion– HO HO HO – GRAB A BEER!
Everybody grab yo bombs – cuz it’s that – TIME OF YEAR!
Thermal det in hand – who needs stealth – BRING THE CHEER!

[Dunny]
Ion Powered Deer – TIE Bomber for a sleigh,
Santa Dunny’s here – Droppin’ bombs – MAKE WAY.
Carpet’ droppin presents – It’s a BOOM kinda day.
Merry Christmas all – red an white – TIME TO PAY.

[Aelin]
What, you actually expected me to rap with these losers?
So dumb they wanted egg nogg and bought VODKA CRUISERS?
Think they’re some kinda saints when they’re really just bruisers.
Haulin’ bombs like they’re glorified delivery movers.

[Garryl]
Damn, I ain’t never seen a list this long,
Check it twice? HELL NO – THEY’RE ALL IN THE WRONG!
Put Blackjack to work – all year makin’ bombs.
Garryl Claus here, no idea why I’m singin’ this song.

[Crest]
Ewok nuts resting on an open fire,
Open all the presents with a pair of pliers.
Death to the rebels is all I that desire,
Disappear behind your funeral pyre.

[Soul]
Merry Christmas everybody – IT’S A TRAP
Dodgin’ all yo presents cuz YO AIM IS CRAP
What you want li’l Luke? WELL YO GET A SLAP!
And with that I declare an END TO THIS RAP!

OOC:

It's 2:30am, that's my excuse.