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DarianRogue
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Dark Stories

February 23, 2010 7:26:52 PM

For the sake of me posting logs of conversations, everyone else is also welcome to ask here while I'm gone.

From today's and last night's topic...

"A strangely dressed corpse is found in the middle of a forest. Let's just say he's male and that his name is Hank. How did this happen?" Rules: Ask yes or no questions to find out the answer. When you think you have it, guess.

[20:19] <%Virius> is he a plumber?
11[20:20] <~DR> ...not relevant
11[20:20] <~DR> oh, I see where you were going with that
11[20:20] <~DR> no, then
[20:20] <%Virius> is he wearing a tux?
11[20:20] <~DR> no
[20:21] <%Virius> is it a cold forest?
11[20:21] <~DR> I like the way you're going with this though... finding out what he's wearing, then how he died. and no
[20:22] <@Glaug-Eldare> is he wearing too much for the weather
[20:22] <@Glaug-Eldare> is he not wearing enough for the weather
[20:23] <@Glaug-Eldare> does he sell propane a/o propane accessories
[20:23] <%Virius> lol
11[20:26] <~DR> not relevant, not relevant, and ... no and not relevant
11[20:26] <~DR> be right back, I'm going to have a brownie
[20:27] <%Virius> LUCKY!!
[20:27] <@Glaug-Eldare> hmm
[20:27] <@Glaug-Eldare> unusual clothing...
11[20:30] <~DR> back
11[20:30] <~DR> had 3, actually
[20:31] <%Virius> even more lucky
11[20:31] <~DR> ^_^ lol
[20:31] <@Glaug-Eldare> brownie overlode
11[20:32] <~DR> the brownies, by the way, are not at all related to the current Dark Story
[20:33] <%Virius> is he a pilot?
11[20:33] <~DR> no
[20:37] <%Virius> is he a rancher?
11[20:38] <~DR> not relevant
[20:38] <@Glaug-Eldare> did he die in the forest
11[20:39] <~DR> yes
[20:39] <@Glaug-Eldare> why
[20:39] <%Virius> did a tree fall on him?
11[20:39] <~DR> ...like I can tell you
11[20:39] <~DR> no
[20:48] <%Virius> was he a crab fisherman?
[20:51] <@Glaug-Eldare> YES
[20:51] <%Virius> sweet, the deadliest catch, red wood forest edition
11[21:03] <~DR> no, he was not
11[21:03] <~DR> sorry, I was playing Braid
[21:04] <%Virius> did he fall to his death
11[21:04] <~DR> yes
[21:04] <%Virius> he was a hunter
[21:04] <%Virius> fell from his dear blind
[21:05] <@Glaug-Eldare> haha dear blind
[21:06] <%Virius> heh
11[21:07] <~DR> nope
11[21:07] <~DR> I know what you're thinking, and no, he was not shot by a DL-44 >.>
[21:09] <@Glaug-Eldare> does his name or gender matter
11[21:14] <~DR> no
11[21:14] <~DR> gotta take a shower
11[21:14] <~DR> sorry
[21:14] <@Glaug-Eldare> I FORBID IT
02[21:30] * %Virius ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Later)
11[21:35] <~DR> too bad, gotta go, come up with questions, see yah!

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DarianRogue
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RE: Dark Stories

February 23, 2010 11:46:32 PM

From the same topic...

[17:18] <~DR> must give you warm fuzzies to be an autoop
[17:19] <@Glaug-Eldare> it's a symbol of my victories
11[17:19] <~DR> hmmm... you'll need, like, 8 more to get sops
03[17:19] * J ([email protected]) has joined #Dark_Stories
11[17:19] <~DR> all
11[17:19] <~DR> allo*
[17:20] <@Glaug-Eldare> allo freunde
[17:20] How did it happen?
11[17:20] <~DR> i need to make a dark stories topic on the comnet, or this might stop working
[17:20] Spontaneous Combustion?
11[17:20] <~DR> just to like, put logs of conversations
[17:20] <@Glaug-Eldare> strangely dressed corpse..
11[17:20] <~DR> one sec
[17:20] <@Glaug-Eldare> did hank's clothes have something to do with his death
[17:20] Yes?
[17:21] He is Naked so obviously his clothes played a part
[17:21] <@Glaug-Eldare> he's naked?
[17:21] Wait...
[17:21] "strangely dressed"
[17:21] <@Glaug-Eldare> were you already asking on this one
[17:21] my answer is Yes
[17:21] <@Glaug-Eldare> DR is the only one who can answer
[17:21] ???
[17:21] <@Glaug-Eldare> well, the only one whose answers are authoritative
11[17:22] <~DR> I'll answer in a sec
11[17:22] <~DR> let me get these logs up.
[17:22] <@Glaug-Eldare> we ask DR questions about what happened until we find enough clues to figure it out
[17:22] ok then.
[17:23] Actually, I'm going to have to get back to you guys later. Sorry
[17:23] Child
[17:23] And I've gotta make dinner.
03[17:24] * J ([email protected]) has left #Dark_Stories
11[17:24] <~DR> oh wow, I'm going through the log file, and I just saw ruwe's story
11[17:24] <~DR> remember that?
11[17:27] <~DR> okay
11[17:27] <~DR> let's see
11[17:27] <~DR> your first question
11[17:27] <~DR> yes, his clothes did have something to do with his death
11[17:27] <~DR> no, he's not naked
03[18:25] * DR is now known as DR|Braid
03[19:43] * DR|Braid is now known as DR
03[19:45] * J ([email protected]) has joined #Dark_Stories
11[19:46] <~DR> omnomnom
11[19:46] <~DR> hihi
[19:46] Haha
[19:46] lets go at this one more time
11[19:46] <~DR> to repeat, his clothes do have to do with his death, but he's not naked
[19:47] Alright so I ask the questions now and you give the answers correct?
13[19:49] * J slaps DR around a bit with a large trout
11[19:50] <~DR> si senor/senora/senorita
[19:51] Alright here goes.
[19:51] You ready?
11[19:52] <~DR> shoot the question
[19:55] Was hank Murdered?
11[19:57] <~DR> in a sense
[19:58] I thought that my questions had to be YES or NO, and the answers would then be YES or NO?
11[19:58] <~DR> normally
11[19:58] <~DR> LOL!
11[19:58] <~DR> sometimes I may need to answer something like I just did
[19:58] Oh?
11[19:58] <~DR> otherwise this would go on forever
[19:58] Bending the rules?
11[19:58] <~DR> plus sometimes I also say "not relevant"
11[19:58] <~DR> hey!
11[19:58] <~DR> this is my channel!
11[19:58] <~DR> I make the rules!
[19:59] <@Glaug-Eldare> hank hank yank on hank
11[19:59] <~DR> ...
[19:59] Alright here goes
[19:59] <@Glaug-Eldare> is hank dressed for a particular activity
11[19:59] <~DR> dude
11[19:59] <~DR> yes
[19:59] <@Glaug-Eldare> is hank dressed for a sport
11[19:59] <~DR> >.> yes
11[19:59] <~DR> no
11[19:59] <~DR> maybe so
11[19:59] <~DR> i don't know
[19:59] <@Glaug-Eldare> is hank dressed for a physically strenuously activity
11[19:59] <~DR> in that case, yes
[20:00] <@Glaug-Eldare> is it an activity you might do in the middle of a forest
11[20:00] <~DR> no
11[20:00] <~DR> well
11[20:00] <~DR> not normally
[20:00] <@Glaug-Eldare> is it an activity you would do underwater
[20:00] ...
11[20:00] <~DR> ...
11[20:00] <~DR> dammit
11[20:00] <~DR> yes
[20:00] <@Glaug-Eldare> hmm...
[20:00] Does he know the answer already?
11[20:00] <~DR> see, when I say dammit, it means you've figured an important thing out
[20:00] <@Glaug-Eldare> is he dressed for diving
11[20:00] <~DR> yes
11[20:01] <~DR> dude
[20:01] <@Glaug-Eldare> did he run out of air
11[20:01] <~DR> no
11[20:01] <~DR> how'd you manage to come up with that?
[20:01] Was he attacked by an animal?
[20:01] <@Glaug-Eldare> lol i had a hunch for some reason
[20:01] <@Glaug-Eldare> i mean what would be stranger in the forest than scuba
[20:01] Was he attacked by an animal?
11[20:02] <~DR> no
[20:02] <@Glaug-Eldare> did he dress himself?
11[20:02] <~DR> ...yes
[20:02] <@Glaug-Eldare> does he wear boxers
11[20:02] <~DR> not relevant
[20:02] <@Glaug-Eldare> oh
[20:02] <@Glaug-Eldare> is he wearing a scuba
11[20:02] <~DR> um, yes
11[20:03] <~DR> which is relevant
[20:03] <@Glaug-Eldare> did he intend to use it in the forest
[20:03] Was hank in a lake?
11[20:03] <~DR> no, yes
[20:03] Yes, on the lake?
11[20:03] <~DR> yes on the lake
[20:03] Was Hank FISHING?
[20:03] <@Glaug-Eldare> is his corpse floating in the lake?
11[20:03] <~DR> no, no
11[20:03] <~DR> read the topic
[20:03] Was Hank on the shore?
11[20:04] <~DR> he's lying dead in the middle of a forest
[20:04] <@Glaug-Eldare> the whole lake thing made me wonder here
[20:04] <@Glaug-Eldare> oh ok
11[20:04] <~DR> ...
11[20:04] <~DR> no nono he was IN the water
11[20:04] <~DR> I think we've established that enough
[20:04] <@Glaug-Eldare> oh inside the lake
[20:04] <@Glaug-Eldare> did he injure himself
[20:04] Was hank found ALONE?
11[20:05] <~DR> G, no, J, yes
[20:05] <@Glaug-Eldare> was he alone when he died
11[20:05] <~DR> in a way, yet in another way, no
[20:06] <@Glaug-Eldare> was there another person physically present very near him when he died
[20:06] Was Hank wet when he was found in the middle of the forest?
[20:06] i already asked that question.
[20:06] well nearly.
11[20:07] <~DR> G, yes, J, no
[20:07] <@Glaug-Eldare> was that person responsible for his death
11[20:07] <~DR> yes
[20:07] Was Hank swimming in the Lake?
11[20:07] <~DR> yes
[20:07] <@Glaug-Eldare> was it an accident
11[20:07] <~DR> yes
[20:07] was there a weapon involved?
[20:07] <@Glaug-Eldare> was his equipment damaged
11[20:08] <~DR> J, no, G, not relevant
[20:08] Did hanks body have any blood on/around it when he was found?
11[20:08] <~DR> blood, no, other stuff which I won't say what, yes
[20:09] I gotta roll
11[20:10] <~DR> ???
[20:10] This is getting tiresome, and I've got a kid to put to sleep
[20:10] Good Night
11[20:10] <~DR> biyas
03[20:10] * J ([email protected]) has left #Dark_Stories
[20:10] <@Glaug-Eldare> hmm
11[20:11] <~DR> all alone G... which means that if it's solved tonight, providing no one else comes, you get the automatic check
[20:11] <@Glaug-Eldare> no blood...
[20:11] <@Glaug-Eldare> was it a violent death
11[20:11] <~DR> explain
11[20:12] <~DR> a lot of stuff could constitute a violet death, so what exactly do you mean?
[20:13] <@Glaug-Eldare> hmm
[20:13] <@Glaug-Eldare>
[20:13] <@Glaug-Eldare>
[20:13] <@Glaug-Eldare>
[20:13] <@Glaug-Eldare>
[20:13] <@Glaug-Eldare>
[20:14] <@Glaug-Eldare> did he die trapped
[20:14] <@Glaug-Eldare> well, he didn't run out of air so that couldn't be it
11[20:14] <~DR> whoa
11[20:14] <~DR> nice Hmm
[20:15] <@Glaug-Eldare> thanks
[20:15] <@Glaug-Eldare> and just to be redundant
[20:15] <@Glaug-Eldare> all of his equipment worked as it was supposed to?
11[20:16] <~DR> yes
[20:17] <@Glaug-Eldare> and it was an accident..
11[20:18] <~DR> yep
[20:19] <@Glaug-Eldare> didn't run out of air..didn't have a malfunction...didn't bleed...but there was something else
[20:19] <@Glaug-Eldare> when you said 'other stuff' is it a bodily fluid?
11[20:19] <~DR> no
[20:20] <@Glaug-Eldare> is it liquid
11[20:21] <~DR> no
[20:22] <@Glaug-Eldare> solid?
11[20:23] <~DR> more or less, yes
11[20:23] <~DR> for the sake of it, yes
[20:23] <@Glaug-Eldare> was the person near him in scuba gear when he died
[20:25] <@Glaug-Eldare> and can we call this person steve
11[20:26] <~DR> i'll get to the first thing in a sec, but sure, let's call him steve
11[20:26] <~DR> so, are you saying that you think steve was in scuba gear? he was indeed somewhat near Hank, but not in gear
[20:27] <@Glaug-Eldare> are steve and hank in a relationship
[20:28] <@Glaug-Eldare> did they go into the forest for a gay liaison
11[20:28] <~DR> no, no... actually, as the periodic hint I must give every now and then, they do not know each other
[20:28] <@Glaug-Eldare> did they each know the other was there
11[20:31] <~DR> no
[20:31] <@Glaug-Eldare> did steve put something in the lake
[20:32] <@Glaug-Eldare> also, you said earlier that hank was not wet -- is this because he was in the wet suit?
[20:32] <@Glaug-Eldare> wetsuit
11[20:33] <~DR> no, and no, it's because he had been lying there for a very long time and any existing wetness evaporated
[20:35] <@Glaug-Eldare> so the lake evaporated around him?
11[20:36] <~DR> ...
11[20:36] <~DR> no, no, the lake was not in the forest like he was, it was simply near it
[20:37] <@Glaug-Eldare> ohhhhhh
[20:37] <@Glaug-Eldare> so his body is found in the forest, but near the lake
[20:38] <@Glaug-Eldare> y/n

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RE: Dark Stories

March 11, 2010 12:37:00 AM

Was it death by sudden impact with the ground? Was Hank scuba diving for crab in a lake and accidentally sucked up by a fire fighting helicopter that dropped him over the forest, killing him in the process?

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RE: Dark Stories

March 11, 2010 9:26:10 AM

You've been reading the Darwin Awards, haven't you?

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RE: Dark Stories

March 11, 2010 1:35:06 PM

Never heard of the Darwin Awards. But it was on an episode of CSI some years ago. Just thought I'd throw it out there.

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