I saw this on one of my Red Skelton videos: A little boy goes up to his father and says, "I bet can answer all of my questions, but you cant." States the little boy. His father looks down and says, "Yeah? Ok, let's hear one." The little boy smiles and says, "Ok," and begins. "I know how a rabbit can dig a hole in the ground without having a single piece of clump of dirt on the surface!" The father looks at the boy and says, "Yeah? How?"  The little boy smiles. "He's under the ground and digs up." The father snickers. "Ok, and HOW does the rabbit get underground?" The little boy makes a distorted face. "That's your question, YOU answer it!"
 
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