“Sarge, you there? Sarge?” A almost seducing high-pitched voice came through the commlink; that was attached to the stolen uniform that Dax was now wearing. He badly wanted to smash the thing and go about his marry way, but something inside of him told him to just keep the thing in one piece.
“Sergeant, please respond, are you still alive?...........” this time the voice was deeper, and it started to trail off mumbling something about sending out a patrol unit to find the sergeant. It didn't bother Dax much though, all he had to do was get to the prisoner transfer ship. After that everything else would be easy-going.
“Major, we have the body, it looks like someone attacked him from behind, he was also stripped of his uniform, looks like an inside job.” Another radio muffled voice came through the radio, this time it was difficult to tell whether it was male or female.
Doesn't matter if you found him, I'll be long gone before you even know where to begin to look. Dax just shook his head at the thought, sometimes he wondered if people in this world had a brain; and if they did they didn't know how to use it, at least not correctly. Still he had to give them credit they were smarter than he had first thought. He continued to think about it until he made his way up to the hangar, where things began to get tricky.
He stared out into the metal clad room, thousands of ships were parked randomly inside the place. Most of them were just simple fighters for quick travel; a few cargo ships were scattered as well, but the one he wanted was smack dab in the middle of the place, surrounded by three escort fighters and at least twenty guards. He was going to have to hope none of them had ever seen the man that owned the uniform he was now sporting.
You only live once Dax thought before starting his trek across the room.
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Sweat began to disrupt his vision the closer he got to the ship; He was beginning to think that he had lost his mind or he was in a living dream, but a few quick pinches on his arm let him know the neither were true.
Only a few more meters. The closer he got the more he realized that nobody seemed to be paying attention to him. Which was a good thing, the less resistance he had the easier this was going to be. Unfortunately, he spoke to soon; just about the time he was about to step onto the ramp up into the inside of the prisoner transfer, one of the guards caught him.
“Sir, may I ask where your going?” The man asked. He looked like he was just a few years older than Dax. He was definitely bigger, but part of that was the armor that he was in. He also carried a standard issue Imperial blaster: the E-11; which Dax was to familiar with. The good news was, regardless of the odds, Dax wasn't scared, he had the guy beat in speed and reaction time, there was no way that guy could kill him without help, but that's where the fear lied, their were nineteen others just like him.
“Oh, sorry, I forgot. I'm Sergeant Fult, I was ordered to oversee the transfer of the prisoners.”
wow, that's actually believable. Dax kept his voice level, which was a lot harder than it should have been.
“I never got word of you, let me check.” The man headed for his radio that was hooked onto his belt, but Dax was smarter than that, he instantly grabbed his turned around and waited to be able to speak into it, if it worked these were some of the dumbest guards ever.
“Ummm, Major? This is private Ojk. I have a guy down here saying he was sent to look over prisoner transfer, a Sergeant Fult?” The man clicked out, waiting for a reply. Luckily, nothing came for a while and Dax went with it.
He tried his best to make his voice as deep as the man he had heard earlier, whether he would get it right was soon to be found out. “Yes, Private Ojk. I sent him down their late, sorry for not letting you know sooner, let him pass.” Dax let off the button and turned around quickly, the guard eyed him suspiciously, but didn't say anything for a while, until after nothing else came through.
“Alright, I guess you have clearance.” The guard just shook his head and turned around, heading back to his position.
Wow, that puts a whole new meaning on dumb jock Dax just turned around and tried to hold in as much laughter as he could. He hoped that every one on his travel route was this stupid, because it would make his escape the easiest in history.