Hey does anyone remember this conversation we had in #Vast_Empire? I was checking through my old logs last night and I found it. Well anyways, here it is: Session Start: Sat Dec 22 21:18:47 2001 *** Now talking in #Vast_Empire *** Topic is 'www.vastempire.com - Congrats to Our New NCC, Gui Sun Paan! and to his XO Riel Fury' *** Set by Trigit on Sat Dec 22 18:01:12 * Piett merrily salutes * Rage bows if "webjedi" gets back dont pay to much attention to him :S <12Piett> !gotmilk he may be smart at flash but hes a nut sometimes :S geeze and hes until me identify :S <12Piett> :$ ops under my identity man im tired <12Piett> ^o^ he wakes me up just to ask me who someone is :S * Piett thinks that is a good idea <12Piett> hey! has anyone been on the zone lately? ya :S damn zone <12Piett> can u tell me how i get my account back have to signup with passport <12Piett> i know then it will say "make a MSN nickname" <12Piett> but it says my name is taken lol um you can recover your old zone name <12Piett> how <12Piett> that is what I wanna know It should say on the page somewhere "recover old zone name" <12Piett> ok yeah oh.. i see.. you typed it in the new name box god i need some sleep cya later *** Rage is now known as Rage|Sleep *** Otto\Denethor is now known as Denethor gtg bbl *** sk8guy has quit IRC (QUIT: Ok...Something is majorly wrong Heres the guy you were looking for.) *** Rage|Sleep has quit IRC (QUIT: For you it is the darkside. Forever may it dominate your destiny...) *** Japer-food has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) *** Don-Qui has joined #Vast_Empire hi hi I don't suppose anyone could tell me when Ambassador Trigit will be back? *** Fallen|Flash has joined #Vast_Empire uh huh heyall hey nope on Don oops i am so tired right now where'd he go anyways? Heh * Tylen|Xmas_Party yawns there is nothing to do at parties ha no but there is always someONE Session Start: Sat Dec 22 21:50:18 2001 *** Now talking in #Vast_Empire *** Topic is 'www.vastempire.com - Congrats to Our New NCC, Gui Sun Paan! and to his XO Riel Fury' *** Set by Trigit on Sat Dec 22 18:01:12 <12Piett> Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats ... lightsabers drawn and sparks flying. <12Piett> Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said, "Ohhh, yes! I know!" <12Piett> Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom just out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?" <12Piett> Darth Vader shot Luke an icey glare, "I felt your presents." ha hey Piett <12Piett> ya? whats new? *** OH-darkomega has quit IRC (Ping Timeout) *** Sniper is now known as Ez8 <12Piett> n/m <12Piett> so, besides Denethor who else likes my humor psst...main comnet - "meeting" umm yeah <12Piett> Tylen, back are you? not really who's Don Qui? * Tylen|Xmas_Party shrugs Don Quixote? your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elda berries make yourself useful--go get beaten by a windmill or something I'm French, why else would i have this outRAGEOUS accent, you stupid king *** Ez8 has quit IRC (QUIT: Homophobes Suck!) silly king ;P *** Demi_Wraith has joined #Vast_Empire hi all gtg peace out *** Denethor is now known as Otto\Denethor *** Gravin has quit IRC (QUIT: ) i'm goin' too peace *** Otto\Denethor has quit IRC (QUIT: Why did we do Drac?) *** `TJ has joined #Vast_Empire *** Otto\Denethor has joined #Vast_Empire *** Otto\Denethor is now known as O\D|SC *** RF|Gone has joined #Vast_Empire *** RF|Gone is now known as Riel_Fury who is Don Qui? hello? * Riel_Fury slaps everyone who is idle * Riel_Fury shrugs <12Piett> hey riel <12Piett> u missed my "poem" *** Riel_Fury has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) *** Japer has joined #Vast_Empire <12Japer> whats furys email? * Trigit|GONE is back -[ chores ]- gone 2 hr 54 min 19 s *** Trigit|GONE is now known as Trigit *** Tal|Busy is now known as Talon *** Kalebb has joined #Vast_Empire heyas hey, look. The Marines want me *tears the letter up and throws it in the trash* lol! hehe <12Piett> tell them that you proudly serve your empire <12Piett> ...The Vast Empire that is!!!!!!1 they would hunt us down as terrorist s lol I can see it now heh FBI agent: "Sir, we have a warrent for your arrest." Trigit and Kalebb arrested as terrorists in the US serving the "EMPIRE" "But, what'd I do?" FBI: "We have word you a servering a terrorist orginization known as the "Vast Empire"" lol LOL! * Piett wishes Kalebb and Trigit a SAFE and TROUBLE-FREE Christmas we'd be burned at the stake hehe <12Piett> no hahaha lol Piett Piett u kill me <12Piett> no, I'll leave that pleasure for Jedi lol Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way! o what fun it is to ride in a one horse open slay, HEY! <12Piett> Dashing through the snow <12Piett> to Kalleb's house we go <12Piett> then it's off to Trig's through the all-white snow <12Piett> when we get hold of them *** JMac has joined #Vast_Empire <12Piett> we'll put them in a pen hey <12Piett> and then we'll shut down for good LOL! hey JMac <12Piett> oh! ahh, good improv Piett Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way! o what fun it is to ride in a one horse open slay, HEY! Dashing through the snow to Kalleb's house we go then it's off to Trig's through the all-white snow when we get hold of them *** JMac has joined #Vast_Empire we'll put them in a pen hey and then we'll shut down for good LOL! hey JMac oh! ahh, good improv Piett *** Kalebb was kicked by Trigit (Text flood detected) *** Kalebb has joined #Vast_Empire haha oops! lol dumbass script.. turn that thing off oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Talon if I knew how, lol <12Piett> yes please do just use normal IRC lol, 10 lines in under 7 seconds jingle bells Trigit smells, Talon laid an egg Kalebb put himself up for hire.... lol bah, must I use normal IRC? it sucks soo bad loll lol* I make my own scripts so they aren't annoying plus I have to go hunting through Explorer yes, well, some of us are not as talented as you Tal wah wah I read the help files.. that makes me smart everything I learned about making mIRC scripts is found in the help files <12Piett> um, guys there are some men in black suits at my door. What should I do? run Piett, run far and fast put a chair in front of the door run!!!!!!!!!!!! * Piett doesnt listen to Talon and goes UP the chimney piett get out of there! or invite them in for tea and put some laxitive in it.. then run move move move!! <12Piett> oh wait * Kalebb grabs his blaster <12Piett> Jedi is here with his lightsaber <12Piett> I'm all set * Kalebb runs for his door, "I got to save Piett!" <12Piett> JEDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh oh *** Piett is now known as Jedi_HuntingFBI * Kalebb slams the door in to 2 guys in black suits faces. :-P eek!!!!!!!!!!! *** Jedi_HuntingFBI is now known as Piett <12Piett> Kalebb, you must tell me.. *** Talon is now known as Agent_Smith Mr Anderson! tell u what!! *** Agent_Smith is now known as Talon *** Kalebb is now known as IOB_Kalebb *** IOB_Kalebb is now known as Kalebb Internal Organization Bureau(IOB) <12Piett> how do u know where i live Kalebb? he's stalking you scary isn't it? *** Shug has joined #Vast_Empire damnit, There AFTER ME! * Piett tries to revive the FBI people at his house *** Kalebb has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) *** Shug is now known as IOB_Kalebb *** IOB_Kalebb is now known as Kalebb <12Piett> Okay friends and family of both girl and boy, <12Piett> Here is a poem I thought you all would enjoy! <12Piett> T'was the night before Ramadan when all through the cave <12Piett> Not a creature was stirring, not even a slave. <12Piett> The machine guns were hung by the entrance with care, <12Piett> Knowing that shortly the Marines would be there. <12Piett> The Taliban were sleeping, all snug in their hay, <12Piett> While Terrorists plots came underway <12Piett> Osama on his camel and Omar on his horses, <12Piett> Had resumed their fleeing from American forces. <12Piett> When out in the hills there arose such a clutter, <12Piett> The U.S. had just dropped a big daisy-cutter. <12Piett> I ran through the cave like a Kenyan sprinter, <12Piett> Fearing the worst... a nuclear Winter. <12Piett> The United States forces were moving in fast, <12Piett> I knew if they caught me it would soon mean my ass, <12Piett> When what through my night vision goggles was seen, <12Piett> But United States Tanks and troops dressed in green, <12Piett> With a little ole Texan moving in for the push, <12Piett> I knew in a moment it t'was President Bush. <12Piett> They rode in with missles and weapons of war, <12Piett> Thank God W won or we'd deal with Al Gore. <12Piett> "Now Rumsfeld, now Powell, and Conedleeza Rice! <12Piett> Let's go get these bastards they must pay a price!" <12Piett> So over the mountains the bombs start to fall, <12Piett> With load angry chants of "slaughter em' all!" <12Piett> There were rockets, tanks, and planes in the sky, <12Piett> As soon as I saw them I knew I would die. <12Piett> So I wrapped up my turban, and threw on my sheet, <12Piett> And waited for Osama to call out RETREAT! <12Piett> I heard an explosion that thundered then hissed, <12Piett> It was the NYPD, and boy, they were pissed. <12Piett> As I fled from the cave and feared all the dangers, <12Piett> In came George Bush with the first Army Rangers. <12Piett> They were dressed in green with helmets and guns, <12Piett> And I shook in my sandals as I started to run. <12Piett> The Taliban government was being dethroned, <12Piett> "I've been led astray" I desperately moaned. <12Piett> We take all the women and cover their face, <12Piett> We consider all Arabs a superior race. <12Piett> We tape sticks of dynamite to our own chest, <12Piett> And blow up cafes to cause more unrest. <12Piett> We use words like Jihad and more like Hamas, <12Piett> And know the Americans will soon kick our arse. <12Piett> "We do this for Allah!" bin Laden would yell, <12Piett> But all of our "martyrs" of couese burn in hell. <12Piett> I've seen a bounty on Osama's head, <12Piett> 25 Million alive or dead. <12Piett> And to the Americans, bin Laden I will give, <12Piett> I'd buy a huge palace and like a king I could live. <12Piett> This Ramadan, our present is a nightly air raid, <12Piett> Justice for the Pentagon, and two towers of trade. <12Piett> Now, Afghanastan will pay for its despicable crime, <12Piett> Of hiding a terrorist, no better than slime. <12Piett> So Osama bin Laden we give all our thanks, <12Piett> For a barrage of missles, warships, and tanks. <12Piett> And I heard George Bush yell as he strolled through the mess, <12Piett> "You don't mess with Texas, or the rest of the U.S.!" *** You were kicked by Trigit (Text flood detected) Session Close: Sat Dec 22 22:44:52 2001 Session Start: Sat Dec 22 22:45:11 2001 *** Now talking in #Vast_Empire *** Topic is 'www.vastempire.com - Congrats to Our New NCC, Gui Sun Paan! and to his XO Riel Fury' *** Set by Trigit on Sat Dec 22 18:01:12 * Trigit is still looking for his regular IRC Text flood (2000 bytes in 7 sec) congratz Piett, that's the most I've seen yet <12Piett> sorry no problem, I'm still trying to find my *regular* IRC <12Piett> Okay friends and family of both girl and boy, <12Piett> Here is a poem I thought you all would enjoy! <12Piett> T'was the night before Ramadan when all through the cave <12Piett> Not a creature was stirring, not even a slave. <12Piett> The machine guns were hung by the entrance with care, <12Piett> Knowing that shortly the Marines would be there. <12Piett> The Taliban were sleeping, all snug in their hay, <12Piett> While Terrorists plots came underway <12Piett> Osama on his camel and Omar on his horses, <12Piett> Had resumed their fleeing from American forces. <12Piett> When out in the hills there arose such a clutter, <12Piett> The U.S. had just dropped a big daisy-cutter. <12Piett> I ran through the cave like a Kenyan sprinter, <12Piett> Fearing the worst... a nuclear Winter. <12Piett> The United States forces were moving in fast, <12Piett> I knew if they caught me it would soon mean my ass, <12Piett> When what through my night vision goggles was seen, <12Piett> But United States Tanks and troops dressed in green, <12Piett> With a little ole Texan moving in for the push, <12Piett> I knew in a moment it t'was President Bush. <12Piett> They rode in with missles and weapons of war, *** Trigit sets mode: +b *[email protected] *** You were kicked by Trigit (Text flood detected - tempban 30 s) Session Close: Sat Dec 22 22:46:07 2001 Session Start: Sat Dec 22 22:46:26 2001 *** Now talking in #Vast_Empire *** Topic is 'www.vastempire.com - Congrats to Our New NCC, Gui Sun Paan! and to his XO Riel Fury' *** Set by Trigit on Sat Dec 22 18:01:12 Piett gimme a sec, hehe <12Piett> ok brb <12Piett> sorry *** Trigit has quit IRC (QUIT: Peace & Protection 4.00 FINAL BETA) *** Disconnected Session Close: Sat Dec 22 22:47:56 2001 Session Start: Sat Dec 22 22:47:58 2001 *** Now talking in #Vast_Empire *** Topic is 'www.vastempire.com - Congrats to Our New NCC, Gui Sun Paan! and to his XO Riel Fury' *** Set by Trigit on Sat Dec 22 18:01:12 hrmm... lol Piett, email me that Piett kicked himself without my help AND without being an op? lol <12Piett> I thought every1 in the VE got it wow, the man is good * Trigit didn't hrmm... let me check server booted him lol *** O\D|SC is now known as Otto\Denethor * Trigit has gotta run <12Piett> who ever wants 'TWAS the night before RAMADAN plz list yur adress in a PM already got it * Otto\Denethor blares Metallica (Nothing Else Matters) ok, wil be checking my email in about 5-15 minutes, then comp goes to sleep for the night anyone want anything responded to tonight, get it to me by then now, I bid you all adieu *** Trigit has quit IRC (QUIT: ) i didn't get it hey Otto! hi K long time i know, too long yeah <12Piett> those who asked should have it now I'm back though * Piett counts the total number of requests and gets a total of: <12Piett> 2 heh <12Piett> I know Ani has it <12Piett> and I know that Jap has it <12Piett> and TJ has it <12Piett> and g5 <12Piett> and all of Viper and Raiders if Ani has it, I prolly got it from him.. he likes to flood my inbox ;P i want it !!! you're gunna get kicked again <12Piett> why am i getting kicked PIETT!!! please flood flood flood <12Piett> i NEED E-MAIL flood flood flood flood flood flood PIETT!!! please PIETT!!! please PIETT!!! please PIETT!!! please i want it !!! flood flood flood flood flood flood flood flood flood flood flood flood flood flood flood flood i want it !!! i want it !!! *** Kalebb was kicked by Talon (Reflex) *** Kalebb has joined #Vast_Empire jeeze lol dickweed.. that was stupid my God K sorry <12Piett> Kalebb, I need yur e-mail addy <12Piett> PM me k lol, i got carried away really? I didn't notice.. no duh! wow, ur quick im on a sugar high i can't help it! save me! just don't type * Otto\Denethor slaps K upside the head calm down * Kalebb stops typing * Piett steals ? * Piett steals "Jedi"'s Lightsaber haha * Piett ignites it and goes after Kalebb it's your own duh lol <12Piett> yes it is <12Piett> but Jedi is supposed to be a different person so? lol * Piett catches Piett and lets him meet the same fate as darth maul <12Piett> opps uh huh * Piett catches Kalebb and lets him meet the same fate as darth maul ACK! well i gtg no, he didn't say anything when died so just fall and break apart <12Piett> ya he did cya later all and let the Vast Empire flow freely through you lol <12Piett> one question first though <12Piett> what do I do about the "Fed's"? what'd ya do? <12Piett> right now they are sleeping <12Piett> and im on the roof with my laptop i have no idea but im out, i need sleep ha cya <12Piett> should I e-mail Vader Claus? lol *** Kalebb has quit IRC (QUIT: 3-6 months is really harsh) * Piett calls Vader Claus: "Vader! Come help out a fellow dark-sided member! The FBI is trying to shut down the VE!" *** Otto\Denethor is now known as Vader_Claus no you should not <12Piett> ?????????? you should not e-mail me <12Piett> then GET ME OFF MY ROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Vader_Claus levitates Piett and flys him just high enough that the Fed's can't see him and brings him down next to himself now we run <12Piett> no, now you run ? * Piett tells the FBI that Vader_Claus is the VE member and not Piett or Jedi * Vader_Claus uses force grip to kill Piett, then the Feds <12Piett> the Feds are force-resistant <12Japer> anybody got a good idea where I can find good roms? <12Piett> what kind <12Japer> SNES and Gennis * Vader_Claus pulls out his Armor Piercing Heavy Blaster Rifle and kills the Feds <12Japer> yes i know i spelled it wrong :P <12Piett> I know where u can find SNES <12Japer> where *** Fallen|Flash has left #Vast_Empire <12Piett> http://smb3c.darkmazda.com/ *** Vader_Claus is now known as Otto\Denethor <12Japer> who here is in the VEDJ? i wanna be <`TJ> i am *** JMac has quit IRC (QUIT: ) * Piett raises his hand <12Piett> ...well....Jedi....you see.....he......is......in........VEDJ *** `TJ has left #Vast_Empire Session Close: Sat Dec 22 23:15:08 2001
 
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Sargeant Jedi
Executive Officer
Raiders' Squad
Army of the Vast Empire
XO/TRP/SGT Jedi/3SQD/1PLT/COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE[OPE]

"If we live in a peaceful society, why is there such an abundance of Evil?"--Jedi

I remember that... funny stuff.  I wish I would have saved the log. There's been alot of good memories and alot of bad ones in the year I've been in the VE. I really wish I could find the exact date that I joined the VE. I miss those times back then. All of the things that happend, even being made fun of. ...How much life has changed since those days, I don't know. But I miss them.
 
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I am me, that is all that needs said.