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  Catch-22 March 15, 2008 8:56:22 AM    View the profile of Aeos 
“Get your asses off this steel crap, and outside!”
Several troopers woke with icy water meeting their skin. Several Sergeants were dumping buckets of ice on several bunks while Aeos stood at the door and observed.
One trooper managed to scan a look at his chrono.
“It hasn’t been fours since light’s out, never mind getting up early,” he cried out, grumbling several afterthoughts, most clearly forgetting his place.
“You. Brig. The rest of you, clear out this building, report to the shuttle outside, full gear, we’re going to do a bit of cooking today,”

Lately, Aeos has left the shouting to other sub-Drill Instructors, finding the it to be too much of an tedious job. They were her voice.
“ Boys, you heard the gentlemen, I gave the Army Kitchen staff the day off, told them I’ll take care of it…now move,” she quietly spoke stepping away from the doors, uncrossing her arms.
“Ma’am, cooking? In full gear?”
“Helmets, blaster pistol, backpack, the lot…Oh, and by the way, don’t forget the aprons, “
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  RE: Catch-22 March 15, 2008 11:14:28 AM    View the profile of X-Ray 
“Get your asses off this steel crap, and outside!”

  Xander jerked to consciousness almost immediately.  One of the upsides of farm life is the abillity to rouse yourself from a sound sleep.

Pa woulda beat me good if I’d stayed in bed

  The room was a chaotic mix of shouting noncoms, scrambling recruits and flying icewater.  Xander hit the floor running. He snapped to attention at the end of his bunk, and listened as one of his fellow noobs grumbled.

“It hasn’t been fours since light’s out, never mind getting up early,”

Pa woulda beat me for backtalk, too

“You. Brig. The rest of you, clear out this building, report to the shuttle outside, full gear, we’re going to do a bit of cooking today,”she said in an eerily calm voice.

He quickly moved to gear up.  Throwing on his bodysock and securing his new armor.  His parents had purchased the vintage Shock Trooper armor for him as a going-away gift.  The plate had been completely refurbished, and was like new.  They knew his love of all things Mandalorian, and purposly got him the older gear because it resembled the warrior races’ look.

“ Boys, you heard the gentlemen, I gave the Army Kitchen staff the day off, told them I’ll take care of it…now move,”she prodded as she stepped away from the doors.

“Ma’am, cooking? In full gear?”another recruit asked.

Xander shook his head. Too many questions, too much backtalk.  He knew his place.  He was a tool for the Empire.  He was expendable.  His job was to make sure that he was a sharp and deadly tool; not too QUICKLY spent.  A perturbed look spread across Gunny Aeos’ face as she zeroed in on the questioning man.

“Helmets, blaster pistol, backpack, the lot…Oh, and by the way, don’t forget the aprons.” She stated as her ice blue eyes flared.

  Xander could’ve sworn he saw the eyes swirl and pulse.  He shook it off.  Now fully geared up, grabbed his helmet, E-11, and raced out the barracks door.  He felt a surge of pride as noted that only one other trooper had beat him to the parade ground.  He threw on his lid, and stood at parade rest, waiting for the Gunny to give further orders.

  The remaining members of his training squad filtered out.  It was a ragtag collection of armor. Some newer standard Stormie gear. Some classic Clone Wars gear, like his, and even a few obviously lower class recruits with no armor at all.  Even with all of their armor on, Xander could tell those who understood the honor of wearing the gear.  A few of the assembled grunts stood tall and alert.  The vast majority sagged and slouched, still trying to shake the sleep and ice water from their eyes. 

Punks, they ain’t gonna make it

  Xander would not be among them.  For as long as he could remember he had only one dream, to serve the Emperor.  When the Rebel scum killed him at Endor, Xander’s purpose was crystalized.  Make them pay.  The only way that he could do that was to throw himself into the grinder.  He had spent the last three years honing his body to be a deceptively deadly weapon.  He had worked hard to become an adept practioner of Echani and K’thri.  He knew he was nowhere near proficient in either, but he knew enough to be dangerous.

  The full squad was now on the parade ground. Gunny Aeos and the rest of the Noncoms followed.

“Atenn-hut!”screamed one of the sergeants.

  Xander and the rest of the grunts snapped to.  The Gunny calmly strode to the front of the formation, eyeing the motley crew as she went.  A look that mixed mild approval and disgust churned on her face.  The accompaning noncoms filtered through the ranks, verbally shredding the troopers.

“You call that attention…Did your momma sew that piece of shit uni for you….This is the best that the Rodians can send us…”chorused over the dark gound.

  Gunny Aeos held up her hand, and the other DI’s melted into the dark.  She paced in front of them like a hungry Boma.  Stopping in front of Xander, giving him a once-over.

  “Where’re you from Trooper?”she asked quietly.

  Oh crap, here it comes

  “Concord Dawn, Ma’am!” he snapped.

  “This armor,”she queried as she fingered the shoulder plate of his kit,”where did you get it?”

  “A gift from my family, Ma’am!”he returned

  The Gunny softly observed,“Hmm, nice, we’ll see if you deserve to wear it soon enough, or if you’re just a boy playing ‘dress up’.”

  It was a carefully placed and devestating phrase.  Xander knew she did it to strengthen him, and didn’t know or care if it hurt.  His resolve hardened.  Beneath his helm a scowl settled on his brow.

“Yes Ma’am. You will see.” He answered defiantly.

  He knew he shouldn’t have replied the moment the sound crossed his lips. But it was too late.  Now he stood out, now he was the center of her attention.

  She turned and bore a look through him. Xander felt a strange unease. Something that even his father had not been able to accomplish in many years.  It was if she was inside his head, poking through it, sifting his thoughts.  He shook off these fantasies and focused on the woman standing mere inches from his face.  A wry smile carressed her lips. Xander was now actually afraid.  He had some idea what a steak felt like right before it was eaten.
 
  “Oh, that I will trooper, that I will.”hissing as she turned away.

She retuned to the front of the assembled noobs , now raising her voice,”You all now belong to the Empire, and for the next few hours, me.  We are going to go on a little walk, and have some breakfast.  Does this sound good?”

“Ma’am, Yes Ma’am”shouted the squad in unison.

“Good, because I get very hungry after a walk, and I’m very particular about what I eat.  Move out.” She signaled to her sergants to move out.

“Right… face, Hoooo”bellowed the the noncoms.

  The troopers moved as one.  Xander fell into stride and thanked the Gods to be moving.  He hoped that the Gunny wasn’t paying too much attention to him.
This hope was dashed as he heard her voice in  his left ear,”We’re going to get aquainted trooper. Very, very well aquainted.”

Damn

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  RE: Catch-22 March 15, 2008 2:37:01 PM    View the profile of Laughing 
Othello’s morning was a little skeptical  first he heard the word cooking then he heard that guy Xander get chewed out by an officer Othello prayed he wasn’t next. While they were walking  he started talking to another recruit.

So what do you think she met by cooking. Whispered a recruit.

Maybe she was being hypothetical. Othello whispered back.

This might actually be hell. Whispered the recruit

Well if it is then Hell got a lot softer. Othello laughed

As Othello and his new friend laughed as they continued walking.
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  RE: Catch-22 March 17, 2008 2:50:24 PM    View the profile of X-Ray 
Xander and his fellow noobs boarded the waiting transport.  It was an Imperial Armored Transport. It could easily handle his training squad of nine, the noncoms and Gunny Aeos.  The Gunny had not strayed far from his side since they fell in.  She situated herself across from him as he strapped down.  Her eyes continually boring through him.  Xander felt the unease that he felt upon her initial scrutiny.

  The transport lifted off and wheeled about.  Xander knew they were facing west when he boarded, they now were headed in a southeasterly direction.  His study of Tadathan geography prior to arrival let him know they were headed out into the Arboreal Deep.  The Arboreal Deep was a continent spanning forest that few Tadathians ever went into, and of those who did, few returned.  The edges of the Deep had only recently been probed for logging and other commercial interests.  The one thing that stuck in Xander’s head was the reason most given for the lack of commercial exploitation of the Deep was the overwhelming number of Cistox attacks.

  Cistoxs were the kind of beastie that parents frightened their children with at bedtime.  The idea of 2m., carnivorous, pack-hunting frogs did not fill Xander with a warm fuzzy feeling.  He looked around the transport.  The body language of his fellow recruits said it all.  Many of the armored troopers fidgeted in their seats. Heads nervously turned and attempted to look out of the darkened ports.  Gunny Aeos reached back, over her head and flicked a switch.  Armor plates slammed down over the ports, cutting off all views of the darkened landscape.

  “Now, now ladies, I don’t want you to spoil the surprise. “She announced

  Xander tuned back to see the Gunny once again boring a visual hole through his helm.  Her eyes danced.  He felt a swimming sensation wash over him.  He began a K’tri mantra to focus himself and push the sensation away to limited success.  His head continued to swim. He felt as if someone were trying to pry open his skull and look inside.  He tried a more powerful mantra; on that usually put him into a deep trance.  He faded away…

**Minutes Later**

  Raibaux jerked back to consciousness as the transport slammed to a stop.  The noncoms were instantaneously screaming at the troopers to disembark. Xander jumped to his feet, E-11 at the ready.  Gunny Aeos was at his side almost as quick.  He fell in with the others and marched down the gangplank.  The sounds and smells of the Deep overwhelmed his helmets filters.  The moist, live smell, the rotting vegetation, the cries of unknown beasts inundated him.  He reached up and adjusted his helm controls

  “Too much for you, farm boy?” the gunny’s voice cut through the cacophony. 

  Xander flinched slightly.  He knew she was close, but not that close.  He shook off the momentary shock of surprise, and came to a halt.  Aeos stepped away from him and moved to survey the assembled troopers.

  She snorted as she commented, “Sloppy, very sloppy.  Any game within a half a klick is now gone.  You all need to learn stealth.  That is why we are here. “

  The half the noncoms busily set up a homing beacon.  The other half moved through the recruit ranks, slapping positioning badges on their left arms. 

  “You are now dully tagged.  This tag will show you the way back to this spot.  You have two hours to forage.  You will come back here and then cook what you have foraged.  I, personally, will sample it.  If I am not pleased you will walk back to base, understood. “She calmly stated for all to hear.

  “Ma’am, Yes Ma’am!” chorused the troopers.

  “Excellent, oh, one more thing. “She mused as she turned back to the transport, “hand all of your rifles and blasters to Sergeant Zafo. You will not need them. Gentlebeings, the clock is running.”

  The Gunny strode up the ramp as Sgt. Zafo collected their weapons.  The rest of the squad grumbled as they handed over the shooters.  Xander quietly handed his over, and watched as his classmates melted away into the underbrush.  He waited a bit until the majority of them chose their routes.  He did a dead reckoning from the position of the sun and the landed transport.  He broke out in an East by Southeasterly direction.  He knew that the transport engines would have frightened off any of the larger game, regardless of what the Gunny had said about their noise level.
 
  A half to a full klick should do it

  He continued to push through the thick brush, periodically checking his distance on his PB.  When he hit the one klick mark he stopped and surveyed the land.  Typical Deep forest.  High canopy, low heavy underbrush, punctuated by openings brimming with medium growth.  Kneeling he checked his gear.  He had his twin Treppus-2 vibros, and the usual standard issue items including high-tension wire. What he did not have were the food rations.  Those seemed to be mysteriously missing.

  Must’ve removed those as we slept

  Xander shrugged to himself.  If they wanted to test him they could do what ever they wanted, this was the army.  Stowing his gear he turned his attention to the business at hand – breakfast.  The area was teeming with life; he just had to find the right kind.  He started to search the plant life for edible items.  He quickly found several wild versions of Boorginger and Crinroot; these would make most meats tangy and savory.  Further poking found some wild tubers and some edible flowers.  He had found almost everything but the main course. 

  After about twenty minutes of scanning he found a set of tracks. They were fairly fresh. He could determine there were at least two or more of whatever they were, so off he went.  Raibaux tracked the beasts for a matter of minutes before he came upon them. 

  Damn

  Just what he didn’t want to find, Cistoxi.  From what he could see, and from the brief info he had received at induction, it was a breeding pair.  The larger male paced restlessly around the female who was feeding on a downed carcass.  The two together would be a handful, if not impossible to kill. He formulated a plan to take them out individually. He reached down and removed the high-tension wire, and fashioned a slip noose.  He then weighted the end, and found a low hanging branch.  Silently, he moved closer.  The only reason they didn’t know he was here was the fact that his armor was self-contained and kept his scent from escaping.  When he was within striking distance of he male he flung the wire over its head.  The Cistox immediately pulled and snapped at the unseen binding.  Xander yanked the noose shut, and pulled with all his strength. The Cistox resisted mightily, but Xander was more than his match.  Nearing the branch, he threw the weighted end over the branch and pulled the frantic animal up and into the air.  He secured the free end and waited as the thrashing animal slowly asphyxiated.

  As the male died, Raibaux turned back to the remaining female.  She had abandoned her meal and was now in a defensive mode.  She saw him coming and attacked.  The angry animal hit him low and knocked him to the forest floor.  It came up biting, and caught Xanders left arm in its razor-like teeth.  The armor crinkled under the vise-like pressure of its jaws, but held.  He could feel the teeth piercing the plate and sickening into his flesh: the pain started to form.  Not wanting to drag this out any longer than he had to, he pulled one of his vibros and sank it into the middle of its skull.  He felt the blade sink through the bone and meat, glancing off his armor as it went hilt deep.  The Cistox twitched and went limp.

  Xander pried the lifeless animal off his arm and examined his wounds.  He pulled off the forearm piece and dressed the small punctures.  A purplish bruise was starting to form where the powerful jaws had clamped down.  Once finished he replaced the now dented and scratched armor.

Oh well, wasn’t gonna stay pretty forever

He cut down the strangled male and tied the free end of the wire to the female.  He positioned himself between the two and started to drag them back to the LZ.  He stopped only to gather up the previously found tubers and herbs.  Arriving back at camp he was surprised to see only the noncoms and Gunny Aeos. They had set up a fire, camp stove and tables.
 
  “Welcome back, Trooper you have 45 minutes, and I’m hungry. “She stated flatly from the head of the table.

  Xander nodded and began butchering the pair of kills.  He didn’t know much about Cistoxi, but he knew they were edible and didn’t have much meat.  He trimmed them down to a decent amount of flesh and threw it into a waiting pot.  As the meat began to simmer, he cut up the tubers and the herbs, dumping them in as well.

  The smell of cooking Cistox filled the LZ.  Xander periodically stirred the mix.  A few of his compatriots wandered back to camp as time was running out.  They had little or nothing to show for their efforts.  Raibaux motioned for them to add their items to the pot.  One by one they added their items.  The cooker filled with a motley mix of tubers, veggies and herbs.

  “Times up.”Gunny shouted as she rose from her seat, “Serve it up.”

  Xander looked at his teammates and shrugged.  He grabbed a field plate and served up the stew.  He walked over to the Gunny and placed it before her.  She sniffed it cautiously.  Grabbing her utensil she shoveled in a mouthful.  Chewing slowly and methodically she turned to Xander.

  “Well done Trooper. This I can eat. You pass.  The rest of you fail.  Trooper Raibaux was the only one to find, cook and serve a meal. “She stated as she swallowed the food. 

  The rest of the troopers started to protest when Xander shushed them.  Taking off his helmet he stared directly at Aeos.

  Calmly he began, “With all due respect Ma’am, but without the help of my team I would not have been able to fulfill your assignment.  If they failed, so did I.”

  The other troopers also removed their helms and looked to Xander and then Gunny Aeos.  She put down her utensil and stood up.  Xander and the rest immediately snapped to attention.  She eyed each of them in turn and leaned in to Xander.

  “Is this how you want it Trooper?”She asked. 

  “Yes Ma’am.”Replied Xander.
 
  “So be it.  Sgt. Zafo, please mark all of Hellgate Squad as passed. Well done Troopers. “She announced to the stunned recruits, “This was meant to be an exercise in team building and leadership. You all demonstrated both.  Trooper Raibaux you performed above and beyond. I congratulate you all. This was your graduation test, and you are all now Troopers in the service of the Empire. I salute you.”

  Aeos and the other noncoms snapped to and broke off a salute.  Xander and the rest of Hellgate returned the salute.

“Trooper Raibaux, I am personally going to recommend you to an old friend of mine in Raiders squad.  I think you’ll do nicely there.”

  “Thank you Ma’am.”  He replied.

  Xander broke into the biggest smile he’d ever had.

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  RE: Catch-22 March 27, 2008 9:40:38 PM    View the profile of Voth 
Voth’s awoke with a start, his eyes flashing open. He heard foot steps coming up the hall. In an instant he was fully awake, alert and ready for anything that might come through that door. He had been sleeping on the floor, preferring the cold hard tiles to the small bunk he had been assigned. As the first drill sergeant came through the door Voth was already waiting, standing at his full height of seven feet, two inches. His heavily muscled and scaled reptilian body stood rigid, at attention, his eyes staring straight forward. His tail was up against his back, also perfectly still. Standing at attention was nothing knew to Voth; on Barabel I, it had been mandatory to stand at attention in an elders presence, at least until he had proven himself worthy. That discipline was still ingrained within him, and he found that following orders was easier than he though it would be.

The drill sergeant, who was young, even by human standards, came and stood before the Barabel. “And what just do you think you’re doing?” he asked, his tone demanding respect. The rest of the drill sergeants were in the process of waking the rest of the squad, most of whom were still sleeping. After a quick glance around the room, Voth turned his attention back to the drill sergeant.

In the strange slurred accent of his people, Voth answered the man in Galactic Basic. He had mastered the mechanics of the language only a few months before, and the nuances were becoming easier and easier to recognize and remember. Even his accent was disappearing. “I am standing here, looking at my…superior,” the large Barabel replied, his black eyes holding the man’s gaze.

The man suddenly looked uncertain. The Barabel had replied with respect, had said all the right things, and yet…

Shaking his head, the training officer nodded and moved on. The Barabel turned his attention to the leader of the Drill Sergeants. Her back was to Voth as she spoke to the squad, but he could easily hear her words.

“Boys, you heard the gentlemen, I gave the Army Kitchen staff the day off, told them I’ll take care of it…now move,” she quietly spoke, stepping away from the doors, uncrossing her arms.

As she turned and continued to speak, the woman caught Voth’s eye. Instantly Voth felt a stab of respect for the Sergeant. This woman had power beyond Voth’s understanding. Power he could respect.

Voth waited until the rest of the squad had filed out of the room before following. His movements were graceful and even his clawed feet never made a sound on the floor tiling. His dull gray scales failed to reflect any light. For all intents and purposes, he was a shadow.

He followed the squad out to a launch pad. In the east he could just barely see a fain pinkish glow, indicating that dawn was an hour or two away. Shaking his head slightly, Voth turned his attention back to the drill instructors directing the new recruits. There were two shuttles. Half were being loaded into one of the shuttles, and half into another. The sergeant, the woman Voth had made eye contact earlier, left with the first shuttle, while Voth slipped onto the second one, surprising one of the instructors when he materialized seemingly out of nowhere.

Grinning, which had no reassuring affect on the human instructor what-so-ever, Voth slipped aboard the shuttle and crouched in a corner. He needed no seat, and none would fit him anyways. His internal balance, conditioned through long hours of training and hunting on Barabel I, would serve him well here.

And if he was accurate in his guessing, his hunting skills would serve him extremely well also.

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  RE: Catch-22 March 28, 2008 12:08:20 AM    View the profile of Zolos 
Zolos was awaken from a loud noise. He opened his eyes and yawned. Around him were other troopers standing and getting ready, along with drill sergeants awakening the rest of them. He stood up and rubbed his eyes to see if he could get a better view of his surroundings. After some seconds he wore his armor and walked out of the bunk,carrying his helmet and his E-11. He saw the Drill Instructor talking to some troopers.

" Boys, you heard the gentlemen, I gave the Army Kitchen staff the day off, told them I’ll take care of it...now move"

"Ma’am, cooking? In full gear?" a recruit asked.

"Helmets, blaster pistol, backpack, the lot...Oh, and by the way, don’t forget the aprons"

"I don't get it" Zolos thought as he was standing in position with other squad members. While he was waiting, he saw Aeos trying to vanish most troopers' confidence about their success in their first mission. Aeos suddenly stood in front of Zolos and said

"Don't think I'll just talk to you and then come back here and sleep"

"Yes Ma'am!"

Zolos said, not knowing whether to keep his mouth zipped or show a sign of respect to his superior. Aeos left, and Zolos marched with the rest of the troopers to the transport. He found a seat and sat, looking at the rest of the squad boarding. A recruit who was near Zolos said to him in a low voice

"I wonder what will she tell us to do next.."

"Don't ask me, if I knew her better I'd tell you" Zolos replied to him as the transport took off.

Then he sat back and listened to the engines. He was a bit nervous about his first taste of being a Stormtrooper, especially with Aeos' words.
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  RE: Catch-22 March 29, 2008 3:48:23 AM    View the profile of Crimson 
“Get your asses off this steel crap, and outside!”

Crimson woke up with icey water all on him and his bed. Looking up to see a drill instructor telling him to get up. A first he thought about getting out and stranguling him in his hand. ~How rude of him~ he tought.

“It hasn’t been fours since light’s out, never mind getting up early,” he cried out, grumbling several afterthoughts, most clearly forgetting his place.

“You. Brig. The rest of you, clear out this building, report to the shuttle outside, full gear, we’re going to do a bit of cooking today,”

Crimson laughed in his head. ~He can get more sleep in the brig~ he tought. Noticing that most of the men where up he started to leave also. He noticed a huge barbel standing an watching them all. ~I wonder if he is here for the fights as well~ Crimson sayed to himself.

“ Boys, you heard the gentlemen, I gave the Army Kitchen staff the day off, told them I’ll take care of it…now move,” she quietly spoke stepping away from the doors, uncrossing her arms.

Crimson found himself out side, in a line, with armor that seemed two sizes to small. On top of that he was still a little wet form the water that woke him up.

“Ma’am, cooking? In full gear?”  Someone asked.

“Helmets, blaster pistol, backpack, the lot…Oh, and by the way, don’t forget the aprons, “ the head drill instructors reponse.

Crimson notice some drill intuctors talking to other private. He then saw the transports they where to board.

"Are you that dumb you don't know what to do with one of thoughs" a drill instuctor said while pointing to the transports.

Crimson walked ran off towards the transport. Again wanting to strangle the instuctor for being so rude. As he enter the second tansports he sat done in a seat that was two sizes to small. ~They just want me to hate them~ He though coldy.

Crimson then noticed the huge barbel get on board right before they toke off. ~I guess he is with us then.~

"Hello barbal I am Crimson, you are"
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  RE: Catch-22 April 2, 2008 12:00:48 AM    View the profile of Zolos 
The transport landed with a loud noise. Zolos went out with the rest of the squad and took a look to see the landscape, so he could have a small idea for what was awaiting for him out there. He then stood with the troopers who had already assembled. Aeos went near them and said
"Sloppy, very sloppy. Any game within a half a klick is now gone. You all need to learn stealth. That is why we are here."

"You are now dully tagged.  This tag will show you the way back to this spot. You have two hours to forage. You will come back here and then cook what you have foraged. I, personally, will sample it. If I am not pleased you will walk back to base, understood?"

Zolos with the rest of the troopers said

"Ma’am, Yes Ma’am!"

Just as Zolos was thinking about using his blaster for the first time, Aeos said

"Excellent, oh, one more thing. Hand all of your rifles and blasters to Sergeant Zafo. You will not need them. Gentlebeings, the clock is running."

Oh great thought Zolos as he handed his blaster to Sergeant Zafo. Think positive. What kind of beast or enemy could possibly be out there?
But deeper in his mind, he was thinking the opposite. But he walked into the forest anyway.
As he walked he thought Thank goodness there aren't any big animals around here. But the only thing that seemed edible here was some vegetation. It wasn't much, no one would be full with these.

Well, I guess I'm gonna starve here. But I must bring something or I'm gonna ruin it. Wait... if I couldn't find anything what about the others? I guess it's just the place here doesn't have anything. I'll look somewhere else.

So Zolos went a little bit deeper into the territory, searching for more edible plants. After finding enough to make a meal, he went back to the place they were. There he saw some troopers, a fire and some tables.

Just in time, I'm really hungry

Zolos cut the herbs he gathered and put them into a pot where the rest of the troopers were putting their herbs in as well.

"Well done Trooper. This I can eat. You pass. The rest of you fail. Trooper Raibaux was the only one to find, cook and serve a meal.", Aeos said

Great..., Zolos thought.

But the conversation continued

"With all due respect Ma’am, but without the help of my team I would not have been able to fulfill your assignment. If they failed, so did I."

"Is this how you want it Trooper?"

"Yes Ma’am."

"So be it. Sergeant Zafo, please mark all of Hellgate Squad as passed. Well done troopers. This was meant to be an exercise in team building and leadership. You all demonstrated both. Trooper Raibaux you performed above and beyond. I congratulate you all. This was your graduation test, and you are all now Troopers in the service of the Empire. I salute you."

Phew, Zolos thought in relief.
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  RE: Catch-22 April 2, 2008 8:38:21 PM    View the profile of Kryton 
Kryton awoke to loud noise and splash from water being dumped on the recruit in the rack next to his. He quickly leapt from the rack and joined the other recruits on line. He listened as the sub-drill instructors rushed the stragglers on line.

    Gunny Aeos was speaking but all that Kryton caught with all the commotion going on was “…report to the shuttle outside, full gear...” Kryton quickly dressed himself in his new armor. He looked down at the armor and thought to himself “this isn’t really my style, but whatever.” As Kryton moved through the door into the morning’s darkness he placed his helmet securely on his head.

    He waited in formation with the other recruits. When the doors of the transports opened he rushed in along with the others. He quickly found a position and sat down. The other recruits filled the transport. After everyone was strapped in the transport set off for their destination in the swamp.

    When the doors opened not even the air regulators could filter out the smell. As the squad filed out they got into formation. “Sloppy, very sloppy.  Any game within a half a klick is now gone.  You all need to learn stealth.  That is why we are here.” Gunny Aeos said. Gunny Aeos then ordered the recruits to turn in there blasters to Sgt. Zafo. Kryton remained silent as he preferred to use his blades anyway. He was looking forward to this exercise to put his skills to the test. Kryton quickly and silently set off to the south. He knew the closest game would be at least a half a click away. As he moved through the dense swamp he came upon a small animal in clearing. He quickly drew his vibro-knife and threw it. The vibro-knife pierced the animal’s throat and blood spilled out. Kryton heard something moving behind him. He glanced over his shoulder and saw two cistoxi. Kryton new he didn’t stand a chance against them and decided to leave the kill. He quickly grabbed his vibro-knife and made his way into the tree line. The cistoxi started to devour his kill. He heard more footsteps. He looked and saw Xander coming through the trees. Kryton watched Xander and thought “He is big boy he can take care of himself, but just in case…” Kryton removed his vibro-knife and crouched down to watch his comrade’s back.

    Xander took down the first cistox in rare form. The second attacked and bit into Xander’s arm. Kryton stood and went to attack but Xander thrust his vibro-sword through the beast’s skull. “Bravo” Kryton thought to himself. He turned and walked away to find another kill. He came upon another small creature after about 15 minutes and quickly dispatched it. He decided that if he wanted to make it back in time he would have to hurry. He didn’t even have to use his dully tag, he just followed the smell. He cleaned the kill as he made his way through the swamp. When he reached the transport he noticed that Xander was already preparing a stew and dropped his meat and herbs into the pot.
He gave Xander a nod and sat down next to the fire.

    Gunny Aeos tasted the stew that Xander made. “Well done Trooper. This I can eat. You pass.  The rest of you fail.  Trooper Raibaux was the only one to find, cook and serve a meal. “She stated as she swallowed the food. Xander was angry and started to say something about how he and the others had contributed to the stew. Xander said “with all due respect Ma’am, but without the help of my team I would not have been able to fulfill your assignment.  If they failed, so did I.”

  The other troopers also removed their helms and looked to Xander and then Gunny Aeos.  She put down her utensil and stood up.  Xander and the rest immediately snapped to attention.  She eyed each of them in turn and leaned in to Xander.

  “Is this how you want it Trooper?” She asked. 

  “Yes Ma’am,” replied Xander.
 
  “So be it.  Sgt. Zafo, please mark all of Hellgate Squad as passed. Well done Troopers. “She announced to the stunned recruits, “This was meant to be an exercise in team building and leadership. You all demonstrated both.  Trooper Raibaux you performed above and beyond. I congratulate you all. This was your graduation test, and you are all now Troopers in the service of the Empire. I salute you.” Kryton returned a crisp salute. He walked up behind Xander and slapped his back. “Good work, Xander. Now let’s get out of the horrid swamp.” Kryton smiled and returned to the transport.
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  RE: Catch-22 April 3, 2008 10:46:24 PM    View the profile of Tekyutsu 
"Hack that computer already, brat, before we beat ya up again!" a rough looking creature of some species Tekyutsu didn’t know spat into his face, forcibly grabbing him by the arm and throwing him into the computer chair.  They took a roll of adhesive, and taped his legs to the chair so he couldn’t escape. Another pulled a stun stick, and held it menacingly, an evil smirk on his face.

A small rodian, walks around a corner, smoking a cigar, and says, “You’d better do as we tell you, Twi’lek.” He holds his hands behind his back, and laughs. “If you don’t, you’ll never leave my service.” He took a puff of his cigar, and the smoke puffed out in circles before rising into oblivion.

Tekyutsu tried to kick the tape free, but to no avail, and then tried to reach down and pull the tape off, but the goon nearest him backhanded him, leaving a nasty welt on his cheek. “I’m not going to do this again! You are crooks, and you can’t force me to steal!”

All three laughed, and the goon turns on the stun stick, a slight hum emanating from the device, “Wanna bet?” He walks close to the twi’lek, and brings the stun stick so close, he can feel the tingle of electricity.

Tek struggles some more, and the thug swings the stun stick.
He grimaces, waiting for the blow, but instead feels a splash of water near him. He woke up, and looked around him. He hears the words full armor and gear and stands up, avoiding hitting his head against the bunker and soon was dressed and in the transport. He looked around; his vision was bleary, after yet another nightmare.

They landed in a swamp, and after being pushed and shoved around before getting all lined up, they were assigned to cook something. Tekyutsu slowly made his way deep into the swamp, before finding small tracks. He set up a small vine trap, and soon had a small mammal killed and gutted. Using his nose, he found some good smelling herbs and pulled them, stashing them in a pocket.

Tek set up a small campfire, and once that got going, stood up one of the wet boards, and using his cleaned knife, stuck the small mammal hind first onto it, with some herbs stuffed inside the cavity. Soon his roast was done, and instead of yelling for the commander’s attention, waited for her to come around, warming his hand with the fire he had kept stoked. He remained at parade rest, and only moved to add more wood when it was necessary.

He watched as the commander slowly made her way to all the Privates, assuming she’d eventually make her way to him.
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  RE: Catch-22 April 10, 2008 2:34:37 AM    View the profile of Cowboy99 
Jager lay in his bunk staring at his right hand as he clenched and flexed his fingers, still not used to the replacement. He's bunk was just next to the door, so when the Sergeants burst in and started pouring ice-cold water over everyone, he was the first to get it. "Son of a..." Jager mumbled to himself as he got out of his bunk. Jager wasn't a big fan of being yelled at, Nor was he a big fan of waking up before the sun. "It hasn't been fours since light's out, never mind getting up early" he called out at no one in particular. This comment was met with a cold look from one of the Sergeants, "You. Brig. The rest of you..." The Sergeant shouted, continuing to bark orders at the rest of the troopers. Jager hung his head back and sighed as he felt a hand grip tightly on his shoulder, "Alright... I know.." Jager said as he was lead out the door past an important looking Woman.

After a few minutes of walking the Sergeant that was escorting Jager stopped "Alright, the Brig is through these door's and to the left... I am going back; someone will be along later to administer disciplinary action ". And with that the Sergeant hurried off back to the rest of the recruits. Jager began to dawdle towards the Brig occasionally stopping to read signs, he had just spent the better part of a week in a cell on Tatooine and if that was any indicator to go on, this one wouldn’t be much different. Jager could now see the door's to the Brig and he stopped and had another quick look around and let out a sigh, before he could continue his walk to the cell's a voice cried out, "You STOP!". Jager turned around, curious to see who was calling out. To his surprise several corporals and a Sergeant were standing down the hall staring at him, "Private Noob, get your ass over here” the Sergeant stated followed by snickers from the corporals. "Name and squad" The Sergeant said folding his arms, "Uh... What" Jager answered in a confused manner “Damit, were do they find these guy's... What is your name Private" The Sergeant said in an agitated manner, "Um.. Jager Luth Sergeant" Jager stammered. "And what squad are you with Private Um" One of the corporals said smirking "Hellgate, Corporal" Jager said now standing at attention. "Hellgate... Why are you here, you should be out on the landing pad with the REST of your squad not wandering around the base like some Nerfherder" The Sergeant said poking Jager in the Chest. "One of you take this Noob over to the armoury and get him fitted quickly, that shuttle leaves in 15" The sergeant said, now obviously agitated. One of the corporals stood quickly to attention "On it Serge" he stated, then giving Jager a shove in the direction of the armoury he began talking "Alright Noob, stay on my ass till we get to the armoury, Gunny Aeos is gonna be pissed if you miss that shuttle, and I aint coming to look for your stupid ass if you get lost on the way" and with that the corporal took off with Jager quickly following.

Within a minute Jager was getting suited up and before he could think to ask if he had everything he was at the doors to the landing pad. "Alright" the Corporal started "Their boarding the shuttle, get your noob ass out there before it leaves" The Corporal finished and headed off back down the corridor. Jager immidently headed out to the landing pad and joined on the end of the group boarding the shuttle. Onboard Jager found his seat and strapped in, quickly he took around the crowded craft and tilted his head back letting out a sigh. The good thing about Trooper helmets is that they can’t see you sleep, So Jager rested his head back against the shuttle hull and went into a light sleep. The shuttle landed with a dull thud, bringing Jager out of his powernap quickly to his annoyance. The doors opened and the trooper’s piled out and assembled. Jager quickly jumped into the nearest group as the Sergeants began barking orders again, once again he say that Women from the Barracks,
"You are now dully tagged...... You have two hours to forage........ Then cook what you have foraged..... I, personally... If I am not pleased you will walk back to base..." She lectured. Jager drifted in and out, getting distracted by the forest. He had never really seen a forest up close, seeing that Tatooine was a desert planet he had never really seen any large tree before. The forest itself was daunting, but what made it worse was the fact that in his haste to get out to the shuttle, he had forgotten to grab a blaster. Coming back to his senses Jager realised there was a trooper in front of him with box full of blasters, Which Jager gladly reached out to grab one. But much to his surprise Jager's hand was slapped away "I am not handing these out, I am taking yours... Where is it" The Trooper said "I didn’t bring one" Jager said. The Trooper shook his head and mumbled something about Noobs then continued down the line.

Shortly after the groups moved out into the forest, about 10 minutes later the group stopped. "Listen up Recruits" A voice from the front yelled "We'll be splitting up into groups of two, grab the guy next to you and get ready to move out" The voice finished. The Troopers in the group immediately parred up. Jager felt a hand on his shoulder and turned around seeing a rather tall trooper, "You’re with me Shorty" The Trooper said. Jager nodded, The voice from early was back "Alright, we're fanning out each groups going half a click in their direction and looking for food, or game. If you run into anything that looks edible, grab it and head back here. You have an hour get going" And with that the Troopers started moving out in their assigned directions. Jager's partner quickly took off, "Who is he trying to impress" Jager thought as he took off after him. After several minutes of running the Forest got very dense, Jager lost sight of his partner and slowed down "Sithspit" he said, taking his helmet off and wiping his forehead.

Jager moved to the nearest tree and took a seat; he hadn’t been sitting down for two minutes before the bushes to his right rustled violently. Quickly he shot to his feet and lowered his stance. He began to wonder if sucker punches would be any defence against a beast. Suddenly the tall Trooper burst from the bushes shouting and swatting his arms over his head. "Get it off, Ahh Frack it’s got me" he shouted. In his confusion he must not have seen the low branch in front of him, and as a result he ran head first into it throwing him comically to the ground. Jager chuckled and then remember why the trooper had run into the tree in the first place. Quickly Jager turned around hoping to catch a glimpse at whatever spooked his partner. The bushes continued to shake violently, Jager winced slightly in fear hoping it was just a bird. The Bushes began to shake more violently and then suddenly stopped... A small furry four legged creature wandered out. Jager saw an opportunity and slowly reached down in the hopes that he would find a rock or something. He did and as the critter curiously looked around Jager hit it across the head. Quite proud of himself Jager grabbed a vine and tied the creature’s hind legs together before hoisting it over a low branch.

Jager helped the unconscious trooper against a tree and took a seat on a nearby rock, and began to wonder how he was going to carry both back to the camp before the hour was up. As Jager sat in deep thought, the creature suddenly came back to life and began to cry out in a great amount of pain. Jager jumped back to his feet and went for his rock again, as he moved in to finish the creature off a blaster shot smacked the creature on the chest, silencing its cry's. Jager quickly looked in the direction of the shot to see the Sergeant who had escorted him to the Brig standing there with his blaster smoking. "What in the name of the Empire happened here Noob" the Sergeant said in a confused and slightly agitated manner. It was then Jager came to the realisation that the Sergeant didn’t recognize him, Jager then quickly explained how the tall Trooper tripped whilst chasing the creature and knocked himself out, and how he caught the creature after helping his incapacitated squad mate. The Sergeant stopped and looked Jager over, "...Private, Grab your partner and carry him back to the camp, good job" And with that The Sergeant Tore the vine off the tree and carried the creature back to the camp with Jager in Toe.
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  RE: Catch-22 April 10, 2008 2:42:36 AM    View the profile of Aeos 
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Good posting Jager, though I'd prefer if you refrain from the word n00b in the future We dont have a problem with it, I just don't encourage it it  You're a newb, most definitely not a noob.
As for you're arm, I suggest you take a look at this link.
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  RE: Catch-22 April 10, 2008 4:03:51 AM    View the profile of Cowboy99 
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  RE: Catch-22 April 12, 2008 7:08:04 PM    View the profile of Semian 
There is a snort from a bunk in the corner "*sniffle* What? Oh......Wait Cooking?!" The trooper rolls off his bed and stands up. He puts on what armor he has then follows everybody outside for the line-up. He then followed everybody to the landing pad and boarded the Shuttle.
When the shuttle touched down and the door opened Semian looked around. He scrunched his nose. It wasn't the kind of place he would have expected as a first exercise.
Semian stepped out on to the landing platforms of the kitchens. All the troopers were led into the building that housed the kitchens and the mess hall. When they got into the kitchens Semian took a deep breath through his nose. He could smell the eggs and bacon from the mess hall and he could hear the clinking of silverware against plates. Semian suddenly felt jealous of the rest of the troopers in the academy who didn't have to be in the kitchens with the Platoon Sergeant.
He was roused from his thoughts by the very person he was just thinking about.
"All right! Like I said, I've given the Kitchen crew the rest of the morning off! So what you're going to do this morning is, again just like I said, cook something. You will then be assigned one of these gentlemen here" Aeos gestured to the other sergeants flanking her "And you will serve them your 'dish'" on the last word she smirked. As if she knew that this first test would be very hard to pass.
"Weellll Ladies, GET TO IT!!!!!" The sergeant on the left of the Platoon Commander yelled.
As one, the line of troopers turned to face the stoves behind them with a collective groan they all walked towards the flat iron grills. The gray suited sergeants, however, went over to the table in the middle of the kitchen and sat down.
Semian approached one of the stoves. He could feel the heat of the fire coming off of it. He then set to work.
One thing that he had learned from working in his father's restaurant (Semian worked in The Golden Freighter until he was 16) was that, before you can start working in a kitchen, you have to be familiar with the kitchen. So Semian took a few minutes getting to know the place. He found the spices, the fridge, and the pots and pans. At the latter, he took out a pan and headed back to the stove he had designated as his own. He then went back to the refrigerator and grabbed 2 eggs.
He looked around at the other Privates and smirked, he knew he probably had an unfair advantage over the rest of the trooper's. But they didn't know, and he didn't really care if they failed.
He set about making one of his specialities, omelets were Semian's favorite thing to make when he was working for his dad.
About 15 minutes later a Sergeant looked over Semian's shoulder.
"About done? Well when you are you'll be reporting to me"
"Yessir"
The sergeant smiled and walked to the trooper 4 stoves down from him.
Semian took a plate off a shelf and loaded the omelet onto it. He walked over to the Sergeants table just as the one he was supposed to be serving sat down.
"Ah, here we go! Mmmmmm...... this smells fantastic!" He pulled a data pad towards him and took a bite
"Mmmmmm.........."He sighed. Then, to Semian's amazement, the Sergeant finished off his meal in 4 bites.
"That was good" he said after he had swallowed "Now you can head through that door and tell Aeos that I'll send your evaluation along in about 2 minutes."
Semian did as he was told and walked through the door. Just as the Sergeant had said, Commander Aeos was standing on the other side. Before he could say anything Aeos yelled out
"Congratulations! You've passed your first test! Welcome to the Academy!"
"Huh? Wait, you didn't even get my evaluation yet."
"This First test was just to make sure you're made of the right stuff for the army, you know how to follow orders, and" She smiled "To give some of our Sarges a meal."
She then ushered him through another door, to the mess hall where he had a somewhat downcast breakfast.
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  RE: Catch-22 April 14, 2008 7:47:25 PM    View the profile of ZevenMohebbi 
Zeven woke with a start as the freezing water rolled down in beads of his face. He stood up as Aeos' body blocked some sunlight streaming in from the open door.

"Get dressed you ignorant toe rags called soldiers," She yelled.

"Yes ma'am," Zeven said as she retreated out of their bunker.

He bent down to retrive his clothes from his bag under his bed. "Dang it," he thought, the bag was all the way under the bed. Now he would have to crawl under there to get it. He laid flat on his stomach and slowly slid under the bed. "Just a little futher," he thought, his hand was inches from the bag.... "Got it," he yelled in his mind.

"OW!" Zeven yelled. He hit his head on the metal bed supports on his way up. His ears rang with the hit.

He swayed dizzily on the spot. He shook his head to stop the ringing. "Need to get dressed," he thought as he tried to stop swaying. He managed to stop after a minute. He got dressed with out any other painful events.

He walked out side to find Aeos standing by the mess hall. The sun gleamed out from behind a cloud, causing the temprature in his suit to rise about 10 degrees. He walked over to the mess hall, his body was drenched in sweat.

"We will be cooking today Zeven," Aeos said upon his arrival.

"Yes ma'am," Zeven said in his strange twi'lek accent.

"Get in and put on your apron, and remember to make the best food you can, people will actually be eating it. So try not to kill every one," Aeos said with a brisk tone.

"I will do the best to my abilities," Zeven said as he walked in to the hall.

He had respect for this young Human woman who has achived such a high rank in such a little time. But it was she who sent hi back into training, though he could not help admiring the woman.

Tables were lined up in rows along the wall. Zeven walked behind the service counter and started the burners. He pulled out a frying pan and a dozen eggs. "Time to get crackin," Zeven said as he cracked the eggs into a bowl to be whisked.  He retrived a whisk and a spatula. He took the whisk and started mixing the eggs. A few moments later, he was pouring the eggs into the pan. One by one he droped eggs into the buffet area.

"OW, DANG IT," Zeven yelled as he burnt him self on the scolding hot pan.

The pan droped and clanged as it hit the ground. People eating their breakfast suddenly looked back at him. They returned to their meals as suddenly as they stopped. "I've got to be more careful," Zeven thought as he picked the pan up of the floor. He put it in the sink to wash it off, steam rose in to the air, as the pan was still scolding hot.

He had finished over 300 eggs. "I wonder if they would like some bacon?" He thought. Thinking they would, Zeven got some bacon out of the freezer. He placed them one by one on the pan. As the bacon made contact with the pan, they let out a sharp 'shhhhhh'.

In about half an hour he was all grilled out. He reported to Aeos after the last person left. He stood there, grease stains and burns marks lined his apron, along with food stains.

"I have served every one Officer Aeos," He said with an air of triumph.
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  RE: Catch-22 April 22, 2008 7:49:09 PM    View the profile of kyle365 
Kyle365 awoke with freezing water going down his back. "Get up you rag" she Aeos said. I got my clothes on and boots. Aeos then said "Everyone head to the mess hall." "You will cook today!" So, I went to the kitchen and a lot of my friends were there also.  I did know how to cook very good meals. I dropped some things and then Aeos said "Get your butt moving now!!""Yes, yes, right away." I said. I got out a frying pan and got some eggs. Everyone else had troubles and I got my meal done before everyone else. Aeos ate the eggs. Aeos had a smile. "That is the best eggs I had ever tasted. Now I want you to feed everyone." she said. I then said "Does this mean I pass?""Of course you pass!" I then went to a table and relaxed.
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  RE: Catch-22 April 25, 2008 4:16:05 PM    View the profile of Katsuka 
Katsuka woke with a horrible start. Ice cold and wet. Her clothes she was given to sleep in weren't that thick, either. Still, she was given a bit of money to but new clothing a few days back so she quickly stripped and toweled off before changing into the newly bought garments. It wasn't much, just a small leather top and tight shorts that came just above her knees. She couldn't stand being dressed in more, which is why she cringed when she was told to be in full gear.

Methodically attaching each piece of armor, Katsuka realized she was given a standard issue male trooper suit. The armor was big on her small body, as it fit a 6 foot male, but the chest was much too small and constricted her uncomfortably. Fitting the loose helmet on didn't help matters, as it simply rested on her enlarged shoulders, much too big for her head.

"Tuck in your hair," She heard from behind her. A young man with sandy blond hair had leaned over the bed to whisper to her. She blushed, though unseen, and quickly pushed her long silky red hair into the neck of the suit.

"Thanks," She whispered before they could exchange names. Noticing most everyone else already outside, they quickly rushed out and filed back into line. Katsuka noticed that the recruit sent to the brig managed to slip in with the squad, as well. Each of the recruits, in turn, began to be torn down by the instructors. Katsuka's turn came all too soon.

"Name?"

"Katsuka, sir!" She said clearly.

The instructor's eyes widened slightly, but quickly regained composure in his face, "A female, then. I asked for your name, though. Your full name."

"Sir, I've only ever known Katsuka, sir," She said.

He understood, but said, "Well, get out a bit more. You're about to know a lot more," He sneered, twisting her words around. It was a childish and annoying remark, but Katsuka took it in stride, "This seems to be a bit tight on you. Here," He said, swiftly taking off her helmet and chest piece, letting them fall to the ground in a clatter. He grinned, "Much better," He wasn't looking at her face, "Though, this seems to be a bit tight, too," Katsuka twitched as he pulled on her shirt, his face going absolutely red.

"Sergent! That's enough!" Katsuka heard from down the ranks, "We're here to inspect the recuits, not molest them!"

He straightened, his face even redder now, "Well, there's not much  material there, anyway, recruit, so you should be fine," He said, his eyes never moving from the top of her low-cut blouse. He smiled, touching her bare stomach before moving on.

Can't figure out who'd be worse, She told herself, The hutt or him. The slave ship is starting to look better, now, Katsuka shook her head free of such thoughts as they were loaded on the transport. No, I'm free, now. I'll never go back, and there'll be Hell to pay for what I've been through.

---

After several minutes of mummers about a place called Arboreal Deep, Katsuka was practically pushed off the transport and onto the landscape that now stood before her. She wiped her brow from the humidity, and suddenly felt thankful for the pervert stripping her... and sorry for those still in their armor.

After heading in the same direction that the transport was headed in, Katsuka came to a small stream, and suddenly remembered what she was here for..., "I can't cook!" She cried into the open river. She panicked and started to figure out what she could do. I could fish! No... then I'd still have to cook.... Can you eat raw meat? Wait, I don't know how to hunt! Ooo.... Katsuka sat cross legged, hunched over with her head propped on her fist.

A sharp tap in the back of her head sent her head forward as she wheeled about, ready to confront whatever had hit her.

"Wow... that was beautiful," Came the voice. The young man with sandy blond hair..., "You have such grace, even when just getting up!" He laughed.

Katsuka let her guard down, "Hm, yes," He dozed, "What are you... what are these?" She held up the small blue object in her hand.

"They're berries! Food, is food, after all!" He said.

Of course! Foraging! Katsuka let a hand in a triumphant motion, "What are we waiting for? Let's go!"

---

After a short while, they had collected enough of the sweet and sour fruits to do them both, and went off back to where they left the transport. There, they saw a man skinning what looked like two giant frogs. "Eww...," Katsuka said under her breath.

However, luck was not with them. They were told they had to cook... and neither of them knew how. Making their way over to the man, they were asked if they could add their plants to his soup.

"What have we got to lose?" The blond asked Katsuka, dumping his in the pot. Katsuka followed suit with a heavy sigh.

---

"But part of that's our food, too!" Katsuka said, her surprise getting the best of her. However, Raibaux held up a hand to silence her and her fellow failed recruits. Then, something happened that had never once before happened to Katsuka. She was defended. Someone had stood up for her, and volunteered to take the same punishment as she had.

Katsuka didn't know what to say, or how to feel. This was unheard of. You stood up for yourself and never stuck your neck out for someone else. Katsuka only could think of how stupid it all was.

Then, instead of being punished, they were all rewarded. They were all passed. The lump in Katsuka's throat grew bigger and so did her shock. This was maddess... but it worked. She had passed, and all because of the actions of one person. She couldn't help but drop to her knees and cry.
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  RE: Catch-22 April 25, 2008 6:29:28 PM    View the profile of Aeos 
Aeos, slightly dumbfounded at this weeping female, frowned while she silently stopped behind the female. Aeos squatted down, bending her knees down while resting her rear on her calves. She cocked her head to the side, and reached out with a hand to the crying soldier.
The latter, slightly caught off guard, bolted about surprised.
Blue met blue in their gaze. Aeos refrained from allowing her expression to soften at the slightly older female.
“Now that’s enough trooper, “she muttered softly. The majority of troopers wisely chose to scatter away from them.
Kat arched an eyebrow an eyebrow at Aeos warily, suddenly seemingly drained.
Sighing, while expressing facial disapproval of Kat’s behavior, Aeos stood up, extended a gloved hand to Kat to bring her back on her feet again.  Kat came about her feet, brushed off the few dry leaves that stuck to her. 

Aeos clapped her hands, and called the troopers together.
“Right, time for one of another of my favorite exercises, it’s another joust for teamwork,”
One of the extra Assistant Drill Sergeants at hand dragged the infamous bag of clinking metal to their vicinity. Around them, a breeze was stirring softly.  Frowning Aeos glanced at the clouded sky.  Was this rain?
“Right,  a Sergeant will assign you to another trooper, and hand-cuff you together. You see that small mountain, “Aeos pointed to the shadowy object which lied a few miles south of them.
“I’ll meet you at the foot of it, Decembrist! Please see to the partnering, I’ll be seeing you lot on the other side,” Aeos continued, though she motioned Kat with one hand closer.  As soon as Aeos finished a loud squabble broke out among the troopers, already desperate about partnered with the perfect companion.

Kat hesitantly neared Aeos.  Aeos stifled the grin trying to break across her face. It was still difficult for her to maintain a faceless façade, especially when it came to working with people. 
“As soon as you finished training, and completed your level one specialty, report to me at my office, dismissed,”  she muttered softly to Kat, before turning on her heel, back to the Academy to collect her bike.

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  RE: Catch-22 April 26, 2008 8:36:49 AM    View the profile of Semian 
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Are we all supposed to do this, ma'am or just Katsuka?
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  RE: Catch-22 April 26, 2008 9:36:25 AM    View the profile of Aeos 
lol,all of ye
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  RE: Catch-22 April 27, 2008 4:44:59 PM    View the profile of StOrMz 
Decembrist finished giving out partners, and Nova strode over to Katsuka. [I am yourr parrtnerr Katsuka.] Nova growled unemotionally.

"Hi. Well I'm glad they gave me partner that could help me in this race."

[This is not a rrace to see who is the fastest. It's to see how well you worrk togetherr. But I never lose a rrace.]

"Great, well lets get ready to start." The two walked over to their bag of metal and prepared to be handcuffed. Decembrist handcuffed them together and took off for the next group.

[He didn't handcuff me.] Nova mumbled. He pulled on the cuff slightly and showed her that it wasn't fastened.

"How did you do that?" she asked.

[My arrms arre to larrge forr handcuffs. He thinks it clicked but I just made my fingerrs pop as he comprressed it to fool him.] Nova growled followed by a light laughter.

"So this will help us?"

[What do you think? I am a six hundred lb Wookie that is going to try and carry a two hundred lb bag of crrap. You do the math.]

Just as Nova finished his sentence Decembrist gave the order to start. Katsuka and Nova bent over to grab the bag and start pulling. They pulled just long enough to be out of sight of the Assistant Drill Instructor and Nova picked the lump of metal up like it was a toy and began running with it. Katsuka ran as fast as she could so their instructors didn't see that the handcuff wasn't actually attached to the enormous carpet. They had run for about a mile and a half before Katsuka had to begin walking. Looking above him, Nova could see the sun shining brightly with hardly any cloud cover.

[If we arre going to walk then you arre going to help with this bag.] Nova roared. He went a few more paces before dropping the bulky bag on a grassy patch surrounded by dirt. Only now had he taken the time to look around and admire how beautiful the day was. Birds where either soaring through the air or perched on a branch of the many trees that surrounded the plains in which the trainees where located. Those birds that where sitting sang in harmony, wonderful songs with high notes and low notes alike.

"Fine. I never said you had to do all the work anyways," she snapped back. Kat bent over and grabbed the other side of the bag, realizing just how strong the Wookie must be for running with it in hand.

[Half way there. You better not quit on me.]

"I've never quit anything in me life," was Kat's ice cold response.

[That's what I like to hear.]
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  RE: Catch-22 May 1, 2008 1:37:38 PM    View the profile of Ron-Goron 
"Over the river and through the woods... to Aeos' "house" we go..." mumbled Ron in a singsong whisper.  The day began quite as he expected it.  A pail of cool water in his face, the screaming of the staff sergeant; and a pleasure cruise to the middle of nowhere... nothing short of normal. 

Ron-Goron got out from the crowd of the new recruits, eager to get his partner, and to get the mountain trek over with.  His partner was a scrawny, skinny soldier with what can only be referred to as an "irish accent", and a tattoo on the back of his neck that read "delinquent". 

"Well, well." smiled Ron-Goron.  "A fellow criminal." 

The other boy in question looked up at his taller companion and said, "What yoo get canned for?" 

Ron was about to answer, but instead he flinched as the handcuff bit into his skin. "Sorry." replied the staff sergeant.  "Your friend here has a smaller wrist than you."

"No problem." came Ron's hesitant, and painful reply.  To his partner he replied, "I was set up in a murder case... you?"

"Stole 2500 credits worth o' drugs, an' sold 'em for dooble thar worth."

"I see." Ron answered.  "How'd you get caught?" 

"Sold em to thee wrong people."

"Nice." came Ron's sarcastic reply.  He looked around him as other recruits began taking off into the distance.  "You ready to go?"

"Ahm ready when yoo are."  said the scrawny soldier.  With that Ron took off at a steady pace, dragging the bag behind him, his smaller friend easily tagging along and dragging his part beside him. 

"So what's your name?"  asked Ron. 

"Al Mac-Dur, just call mah Mac." said Mac.  "Yoo?"

"Ron-Goron, I prefer Ron."  answered Ron.  He looked at his bleeding wrist.  Something needed to be done about these cuffs.  Ron looked at his smaller friend's own wrist, it was sliding freely.

"Mac, can you slip you hand through your cuff?"  asked Ron. 

"But Ah thooght we were supposed to keep em on, yoo know, for thee trainin." 

"If getting these damn cuffs off help us finish our training, then I'm sure it's allowed."

"Alright lemme try." answered Mac.  Sure enough, with enough lubrication (sweaty palms) the cuff slid off Mac's hand. 

"Alright, hold up, we gotta get mine off." said Ron-Goron.  The pair stopped.  Ron tried to pull the cuffs off his arm, but to no avail, the cuffs were tightly embedded into his skin.

"'old oop, 'old oop." cried out Mac-Dur, while pulling forth a small rod of metal.  "Ah think Ah can fix this with soom luck-pickin."

"Lock-picking?" said Ron.

"Sure, sure." came Mac's enthusiastic reply.  "These ahr single-pin lucks, real simple things... with a littl' bit o fidgetin an soom jerks 'ere an thar..."  a small click followed by the snap from the opening of the cuffs reaffirmed Mac's skillful work.  "Tis real simple really, anyone can doo it." 

"Thanks." answered Ron.  He had picked up some more respect for his smaller friend, who was smarter than he looked.  "Alright then, mate, lets get over that mountain."

***

Without the cuffs, the going was much easier.  The two used their heads, Ron-Goron doing more of the heavy work, which meant dragging the bag, and Mac-Dur planning it out as they went, which meant finding the easiest route to go.  In fact, the two carried out the drill very efficiently.  It wasn't long before they stood at the top of the mountain looking down at the small camp site set up for them on their return.

"Them cots look ah lot better now then they did yesterday." said Mac.

"Yeah." answered Ron-Goron. "I think thats the idea they want us to have."  That was the last of the small talk for the two until they made it to the bottom of the hill, arriving at the site just as dusk was falling.

"You two made it just in time." came a corporal's cheerful shout.  "Grub's on and anyone who ain't here don't eat!"  This was followed by several laughs from the other soldier's new and old alike.

"Well mate." whispered Ron to Mac-Dur.  "We made it through the first part of the training.  I think tomorrow will lead to some more grueling training. 

"Weell, thah mah be."  said Mac-Dur.  "Boot lets see how yer wee stomach can stand up to mahn in the battle fer the grub!"

"What?"  said Ron.  "Your skinnier than a rail.  You'll never eat more than  me."

"That's what me fat uncle said, but 'e died in thah effort of defending his 'onor, the title which me good self now 'olds."

(And as you probably guessed Mac-Dur held onto that title that night.)
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  RE: Catch-22 May 5, 2008 4:57:07 PM    View the profile of D-Crowe 
"Get out of here you urchin!" yelled the cantina owner to a young Darien when he was trying to steal somthing to eat. Living on the streats of Corellia was hard for an orphan..."

Darien awoke to the smell of stale water and screaming.

"Wake up you piece of bantha fodder!"

"ma'am yes ma'am!" he said. He got up got suited up, grabbed his rifle. He filed out of the ship and got into line.

"Attention!"

He snapped to attention and stood their eyes straight ahead.

this can't get any worse!

"You there what's your name?" Sgt. Aeos said to Darien.

"I am Pvt. Darien Crowe ma'am." He said calmly.

she ain't so bad!

After she told them all to go and cook something he went into the swamp and, seeing some small creature he quickly sighted his rifle and shot it in the head. "Alright!" he thought "got it in one!"

Since he had his meal, he started a fire and cooked it. standing at rest accept to add wood to the fire.
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